video; 007 [open network post]

[unruly]

[Between finding out his best chick friend is a vampire and his best angel friend publicly broadcasting what sounds like a goddamn booty call in his direction,  Dean isn't having a good week. It's why he keeps this half-request short and sweet. Or... as sweet as he can ever manage.]

Know what this ship's missin'? [The question isn't really left to linger too long; he's not looking for answers and he definitely doesn't want certain smartasses he's seen on the network thinking this is an opportunity for them to bring it to his door. He's really not in the mood. The pause just gives him enough time to take a swig of the bottle of shitty looking beer he seems to have acquired from somewhere.] Body shots.

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voice; HEYYY GURL

[romanticism]

Still effortlessly classy, I see.

voice;

[awakenings]

...Body shots?

voice;

[goingsilent]

Are you requesting or offering?

audio; OH DEAR GOD

[unruly]

Watch and learn, Nancy. Watch and learn.

audio;

[unruly]

I'm available for demonstrations... there's nothin' I don't know about body shots that isn't worth knowin'.

audio; LMAO oh Kasumi. ILU.

[unruly]

I'm a flexible kinda guy. How about we take it in turns?

video;

[agtcarter]

I beg your pardon?

audio;

[onsilksheets]

Still as classy as ever, I see?

audio; WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY IS IT HAPPENING

[goingsilent]

Hmmm? Sorry, I stopped listening at "flexible."

video;

[unruly]

I didn't mention anythin' about beggin' but... I can get behind that.

audio;

[romanticism]

Learn from you, Winchester? I think not.

I don't need to involve alcohol in order to find myself company for the night.

audio;

[unruly]

Me? I just remember how to have fun. Figure you've forgotten bein' the freakin' Ice Queen and all.

video;

[agtcarter]

You're very uncouth, you know that. Are you like this with all women?

audio; BECAUSE IT IS WONDERFUL

[unruly]

We can make this a show 'n tell if you're lookin' for something to keep your attention.

audio;

[onsilksheets]

Relying on old insults doesn't exactly make you sound any smarter, Dean. And I know how to have fun.

audio;

[unruly]

You have done body shots before, right? [There's a dangerously smug tone to Dean's voice. One that says volumes about where his assumptions are taking him.]

You British gentlemen... you do know there's more than just the missionary position, don't you?

audio;

[romanticism]

Assume whatever you like about my sex life; I could say anything I want about it and it wouldn't change what you think, stubborn as you are. [ He smiles to himself, and it's audible in his voice. ] I don't personally take any pleasure in making childish comparisons.

audio; CRYING INTO MY HANDS

[goingsilent]

Show and tell. Someone's in a giving mood.

video;

[unruly]

Only the beautiful ones. Didn't mean to offend anybody, sweetheart. Honest. [The smile he offers up is one that actually looks half-innocent. He can be charming when he wants to be. Sometimes.]

audio;

[unruly]

I wasn't thinkin' with my brain, Bela.

audio;

[unruly]

Oh come on. Now you've decided you're above 'childish comparisons'? I don't buy it.

Like I said... just watch 'nd learn, rookie.

audio;

[onsilksheets]

Clearly. [You can almost hear the smirk.] I wonder how many offers you're going to get.

audio; I AM ACTUALLY DELIGHTED AT THIS THREAD. SO DELIGHTED!

[unruly]

I heard a lot of people respond well to a hands-on experience. What can I say? I like givin' people what they want.

audio;

[romanticism]

Well, I could humour you and play along, but I'm sure you'd find reason to complain about that as well. [ Ahem. ] In any case, it's hardly fitting to call someone who has undoubtedly had more sex than you a "rookie".

[ Come on then, Dean. You want an argument, you'll get an argument. ]

video;

[agtcarter]

Please don't call me that. [She's had it up to here with men who referred to her as sweetheart. There's a small sigh.] I do hope you're sincere with you words.