video ★ 007

[herocomplex]

[ Video feed clicks on and shows America, looking rather heathy and munching on some sort of space chips or something. Who knows.
Tony is around too, popping in an out in the background of the video, occasionally making little cooing sounds and swearing. With a salute and wink, he begins to speak: ]

HEY GUYS, IT'S AMERICA.
OKAY!!!
Since like EVERYBODY for the most part is all honky-dory here, this has crossed my mind SEVERAL times. Like even if my priority task list is TOTALLY IMPORTANT, you know the back up plan that I made a few weeks ago, I was thinking more about like a judicial system here. It came up in a conversation I had with the Frenchie, but I don't think he really gives a shit cause he's French and they're known to do that... you know, give a shit about nothing and just go on strikes.
So!!
Thoughts, people? Should another fiasco arise, what are we going to do about it, huh? How should we find people guilty as charged and punish them?  Has anybody talked about this and I've missed out? Cause that ain't cool, cats and dogs.
I mean, it's really important people going nutsy here are punished! So there needs to be like.. a band of KICKASS AWESOME POLICE FORCE PEOPLE.

HELL. FUCKING. YES.

[ He clears his throat then runs a hand through his hair. Taking in a breath, he speaks with a little more seriousness. He doesn't bother to filter, just talk. ]

Also... if you're a nation, do you mind telling me if you're still here or not? That'd be, uh, nice.
So, HEADCOUNT:
Communist dickwad! Creepy Frenchman! Sexy Belarussian! Bat-shit Hungarian! Dickbuddy Austrian! Dutch Stoner! Anybody else!
Oh, and uh.. Canadia too I guess.

Comments

[video]

[testgasm]

Can punishments involve the airlock? Because there are definitely people who need airlock-related punishments. As I'm sure you know.

Oh. And. I need to borrow Austria.

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[herocomplex]

HAAHAA. I'm not Austria's keeper! You may want to ask Hungary but... take him, and I'm warning you right now about his sarcasm and temper! His cake makes up for any weird German quirks he has!

O.K!! Airlock, that's brilliant!
Wheatley, buddy, you wanna help me with this little mission here to get some sort of system going?

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[goldshirt]

We already have a security team. [and he doesn't support your judicial system since, like everyone else, he assume sit will involve DEATH.]

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[herocomplex]

HEYYYYYYYY KIRK. HOLY BALLS, MAN.
OH MY GOD KIRK YOU'RE OKAY. I knew you'd be alright, but I haven't heard you check in so I was kinda worried!

Hahaha, security is different than an actual police force! And then we need a judge, oh, and somebody who can actually punish victims...
I mean, those guilty!

[video]

[za_rodina]

Oh, you're still alive?

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[herocomplex]

YOU.

Oh my God!! I thought maybe some monster or something ate you or maybe you got teleported somewhere else!
But you're still here! Boooo!

What do you want, Commiedick? Why haven't you gotten off this ship yet so it could actually be cool?
...Minus the shit that goes on in here.

[france]

How are we going to establish a judicial system without an overreaching system of government?

[ You are getting such a disapproving look, America. ]

You say I care about nothing, then proceed to flaunt your ignorance. Typical American. [ With an air of boredom about him: ] Perhaps we should just draw straws. It would be a better plan than anything you come up with.

[ Yeah yeah yeah he'll break out the Aristotle and the Rousseau in a moment. Political philosophy comes after giving the American shit. ]

[herocomplex]

_{[ He's going to ignore most of that and just answer your question. ]}

Hahahaha! Cause we'll all be a democracy! And let the people vote for a leader! And eventually, we'll have a judge.
I've already started a campaign to elect a president!

Don't think I haven't thought that through, France!

_{[ look how happy and confident and adorbs he is France. look at it. ]}

[video]

[circumitus]

Do you always have to yell into your communicator whenever you have to make an announcement?

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[herocomplex]

HUH. HEY.

What did you say?

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[swagneto]

[ There was a reason he disliked America, not just the person, but the country itself. ]

How about no?

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[herocomplex]

_{[ wat.
have a voice right back at you. ]}

How about yes?
Or something better like...

HELL FUCKING YES.

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[harrow]

...

What have you taken?

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[herocomplex]

Taken?
Well, I took high school classes for one thing. It was a special sort of dealio considering my species, but I took that!

I also took a nap the other day! It was AWESOME, but then I woke up and was sad I was on this ship and not back home like in my dream..

I also took drugs back in the 60's and 70's, but I got over that! Drugs are really bad and I want them out of my country!

So, I've taken a lot of things, hahaa!

[bottlearum]

I says punishment ain't necessary.

[herocomplex]

_{[ omfg its jack sparrow again JACK SPARROW ]}

JACK FUCKING SPARROW. DUDE. How the HELL have you been? It's awesome to know you're still here!
But hahaha, yeah of course you wouldn't be for that. You've been caught like, what, three or four times in the series or something? I don't remember.
BUT. With dumb luck and the help of Will and Elizabeth, you were able to get out of those tight spots!
You are one lucky bastard, you know?

Maaan. Those movies are great. They made me a fortune.

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[constructum]

[ you really are on something aren't you? ]

You should be in charge of something like this?

[ yes, she assumes you would think you should, america. but at least asking allows her to better debate this, right? ]

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[herocomplex]

Heyyy! Hey, you! Hahaha, how's it going?
Well, sure. I mean it's my job to interrupt everything and save people.

_{[ He shrugs. ]}

Truth be told, it's been kind of hard on here and it's really making me upset.

[alwaysagit]

In this situation, there's a lot to be said for anarchy.

[herocomplex]

Hahaha, well! I mean, I think there should be SOME order. It makes sense.. especially when we have so many different kinds of passengers aboard the ship, right?

[video]

[wolfdreamer]

[This is a message that takes a great deal of translating--and even once Bran has listened to it over and over and over again, he still is not sure that he understands it in its entirety. The spirit of it is understood well enough, so it's to that which he speaks.]

We have been told that there is a captain of the ship. Authority would rest with him.

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[herocomplex]

_{[ America shakes his head slightly, then waves a hand around. ]}
Nuh uh. This guy cannot be trusted. I don't trust either of them, really.

He's a stupid captain.
Kirk should totally be captain of this ship. Then people wouldn't randomly get stuck in rooms, or blue head guys wouldn't try to take over.

You know why?
Cause he's Kirk. That's why.

If we had like an actual president, things would be so much better.

[notmydiagnosis]

[ Crane is just going to stare for a few moments before tapping the audio. ]

If I can suggest that all parties involved in whatever crime are to see me so I can ensure they're mentally sound, that would be optimal.

[ Who the fuck is this guy? ]

[herocomplex]

_{[ oh hm. Alfred gives it a thought. ]}

Are you like a psychologist or whatever? Cause I mean, that'd be GREAT. A lot of people are crazy on here it looks like.

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[handelaar]

[All he heard was "BLAH blah BLAH BLAH, also I'm a moron who doesn't even know how to say my brother's name".]

Haven't seen your brother. Ya know, Canada. [And the real reason he's bothering to reply to someone who will never listen:] Have you?

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[herocomplex]

Oh.. oh hey Holland!
Uh.. actually, it's been awhile. I'm starting to get really, really concerned. I .. I mean.
If he's gone, I hope he just went home.. or vanished with Japan.
Where ever they all go, you know? Maybe they'll be together.

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[darkholme]

[Well, he sounds insane, but at least he's still here, and okay. For some reason, Raven's glad for it. Even though he's absolutely insane, yeah.]

I'm not sure trying to set up a police force is a great idea. I mean, how would we even choose who gets the title? And who would be in charge of them? Are we setting up rules now? [ s k e p t i c a l ]

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[herocomplex]

_{[ o hay ]}
Well, we need to make a vote on that! I mean, that's the best way to do things, right?
Absolute anarchy seems to be working well, yeah?
So I mean, it wouldn't be really, REALLY strict rules. We'd have gun rights.. totally!