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[generarity.livejournal.com]

Is this working...? I think I'm getting the hang of these little things!

[Dainty clearing of the throat!]

Well! As long as we're all stuck on board for who knows how long, this would be the perfect opportunity for all of us to get to know one another, hm? We have to look on the bright side of this and embrace our chance to make new friends from... all walks of life. [She's trying to give a convincing smile here, never mind that she made a HUGE DEAL out of everything at first.]

Let's all introduce ourselves, shall we? I'll go first. I am Rarity, and I come from Ponyville in Equestria. I am a fashion designer back home, and I know there have been several complaints about these outfits we're made to wear, so the sooner anypony finds a sewing machine and perhaps some fabric the sooner I can solve all of our fashion woes!

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[sailorhonesty.livejournal.com]

What th'...Rarity? Y'all're here in this metal contraption too?

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

...Applejack! Oh, Applejack, you would not believe what I have been through today! Oh, but I suppose it's all happened to you too... Your brother's here, have you seen him yet?

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[sailorhonesty.livejournal.com]

Jus' been wanderin' around fer the last hour or so since Ah found mah hooves...er...whatevah hewmans have.

[A beat]

Wait a sec, Big Macintosh is here?

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[uncodlyawwesome]

[Have an EXASPERATED troll face staring at you, Rarity.]

Wwhere the hell are wwe supposed to find a sewwin' machine? [Pause.] If you evven havve the slightest idea, I wwill hunt it dowwn. I'm not gonna die in this jumpsuit, that's for fuckin' sure.

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

[What kind of dialect is that? Some of those words do NOT EXIST in any pony's vocabulary.]

Well, this place is supposedly huge... I wouldn't even know where to start looking. Search everywhere! I know I'll be searching every nook and cranny if I have to.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

[You'll catch on, Rarity. Eridan will teach you.]

Ugh. This place is too fuckin' big to be searchin' evverywwhere. Havve you checked out all'a the lockers? Maybe someone's stashed a machine awway in there...

[He pauses, then pulls at some of his (grossly slicked back, hanging in his face) hair.] You seem t'knoww all about good fuckin' taste, so maybe you knoww wwhere I can find some fuckin' hairspray or gel or somethin' that didn't come from a test tube. Spot anythin' like that around here?

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[babbletechno.livejournal.com]

I am Heatwave. You're doing fine with the comm, by the way.

Are these really that offensive?

[He holds up one arm to show the sleeve of the jumpsuit.]

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you. They're really not so bad once you know what they're for.

And yes, I'm afraid these outfits are simply atrocious. I wouldn't be caught wearing one back home, but if this is all they have and humans have to be wearing something at all times, I'll just have to put on a brave face and suffer through it...

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[a-tin-man.livejournal.com]

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

[Oh right, the typing thing again. Rarity does not trust these new finger things enough to try it yet.]

Thank you ever so much, Richard Harrow.

[sermonize.livejournal.com]

[generarity.livejournal.com]

Signless...? Do you not have your Cutie Mark?

[What a TRAGEDY.]

[statsraaden]

Hello.
I'm Stats, nice to meet you. I myself would be fine wit the uniforms if they weren't black. Long story.

[generarity.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know! Black is just so dull and depressing! It should be used sparingly, if not avoided at all costs. Proper attire should be bright and colourful.

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[walksonrooftops]

Pony.

[A pause. Weird, what that did to his head.]

I'm Asato. I come from Kira.

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

That's right, I am a Pony. [Oh, someone who GETS IT.]

It's very nice to meet you, Asato.

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[starstripedhero.livejournal.com]

_{[ Video flicks on and shows America in his room, all suited up and everything. ]}

SUP, BABE.
Okay, man. Don't you worry yourself. You're talking like we're going to be trapped here for a long time, but I an assure you otherwise.

You, miss, are in luck. And by that, I also mean in the dainty hands of a HERO.
I'll get us all back home, don't'cha worry.

Where's Equestria? Is that somewhere in Europe? Cause I don't give a shit about stuff in Europe.

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

[Wow. For a hero, this guy isn't very gallant.]

Firstly, I am not a "man." I am a lady.

Second: If you are so readily able to get us all to our respective homes, it would do best if you were to just do so instead of boasting without backing up your claims. [TRIXIE.]

Third... I'm not sure where this "Europe" is, but I assure you Equestria is separate from it.

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[goingsilent.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to my jumpsuit if you'd like to use it for fabric. I was lucky enough to have other clothes waiting for me in my locker.

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

Oh, that would be lovely! Hmm, that's a lot of black, though... But I'm certain I'll be able to find some use for it.

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[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

[Oh thank god, someone else who just ... doesn't want to deal with this situation. DISTRACTIONS ARE GOOD.]

Pleased to meet you; my name is Roderich. I'm glad, I... wouldn't mind just a simple pair of slacks and a button-down shirt.

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do. It looks like I've got plenty of work ahead of me... Oh, I can't wait to get started!

[Too bad Rarity does not do 'simple' outfits. EXPECT ALL THE FRILLS EVER WHEN IT'S DONE.]

permavoice;

[mistermanther.livejournal.com]

You are -- you are a lifesaver. This is the worst thing I've worn in ten years. I have a feeling you'll be very busy, though...

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Ponyville?

and permavid on this end;

[generarity.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't mind the demand. It will give me something fun to do while we figure out just how to get out of here!

And yes, Ponyville. I take it you're yet another person who's never heard of it?

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[umuh.livejournal.com]

I think the fabric we have most of is in the linen closets. With a few hundred thousand people missing, I'm sure there's some kind of variety there, if you go looking.

[ She doesn't believe the pony thing -- but she does believe that Rarity buys into it enough to have a whole mindset from that point of view. Playing along seems harmless enough (for now), if it does make for puzzling encounters. ]

How'd you sew with hooves? ... How did anyone ever invent a sewing machine, with hooves?