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Is this working...? I think I'm getting the hang of these little things!

[Dainty clearing of the throat!]

Well! As long as we're all stuck on board for who knows how long, this would be the perfect opportunity for all of us to get to know one another, hm? We have to look on the bright side of this and embrace our chance to make new friends from... all walks of life. [She's trying to give a convincing smile here, never mind that she made a HUGE DEAL out of everything at first.]

Let's all introduce ourselves, shall we? I'll go first. I am Rarity, and I come from Ponyville in Equestria. I am a fashion designer back home, and I know there have been several complaints about these outfits we're made to wear, so the sooner anypony finds a sewing machine and perhaps some fabric the sooner I can solve all of our fashion woes!

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What th'...Rarity? Y'all're here in this metal contraption too?

...Applejack! Oh, Applejack, you would not believe what I have been through today! Oh, but I suppose it's all happened to you too... Your brother's here, have you seen him yet?

Jus' been wanderin' around fer the last hour or so since Ah found mah hooves...er...whatevah hewmans have.

[A beat]

Wait a sec, Big Macintosh is here?

Edited 2011-12-09 06:53 (UTC)

He is! And I'm afraid he too has been transformed just as we have. He didn't seem too upset, at least...

Oh horse apples. Who's going t' look af'er th' farm wit' both of us here in this space thingy? Have ya seen Twi' or any o' th' others, Rarity?

Well... [Try to look on the bright side. UH...] Perhaps little Applebloom will finally discover her farming talents.

[Yeah that'll go smoothly.]

I'm afraid we're the only ponies here. That I'm aware of, at least.

[There IS no bright side when that's given as one.]

Consarn it. Ah hope Granny'll at least have enough sense t' call th' family on before that happens, otherwise there might not be no Sweet Apple Acres t' go home to.

Maybe Twi'll figure a spell or somethin' an' they'll come fer us. Surely they'll find it weird that you, me an' Mac're missin'.

[Have an EXASPERATED troll face staring at you, Rarity.]

Wwhere the hell are wwe supposed to find a sewwin' machine? [Pause.] If you evven havve the slightest idea, I wwill hunt it dowwn. I'm not gonna die in this jumpsuit, that's for fuckin' sure.

I am Heatwave. You're doing fine with the comm, by the way.

Are these really that offensive?

[He holds up one arm to show the sleeve of the jumpsuit.]

Hello.
I'm Stats, nice to meet you. I myself would be fine wit the uniforms if they weren't black. Long story.

Pony.

[A pause. Weird, what that did to his head.]

I'm Asato. I come from Kira.

[SHE TRIED TO BE COMFORTING. She did.]

...Yes, of course! Why didn't I think of it? Our dear Twilight must be the most magically talented pony in all of Equestria, the Princesses aside. If they were even to combine their efforts I know it would be no trouble at all for them to bring us home and get us back to looking like our fabulous selves!

[Well. Rarity's fabulous self and... Applejack's self.]

[What kind of dialect is that? Some of those words do NOT EXIST in any pony's vocabulary.]

Well, this place is supposedly huge... I wouldn't even know where to start looking. Search everywhere! I know I'll be searching every nook and cranny if I have to.

Oh, thank you. They're really not so bad once you know what they're for.

And yes, I'm afraid these outfits are simply atrocious. I wouldn't be caught wearing one back home, but if this is all they have and humans have to be wearing something at all times, I'll just have to put on a brave face and suffer through it...

[Oh right, the typing thing again. Rarity does not trust these new finger things enough to try it yet.]

Thank you ever so much, Richard Harrow.

Signless...? Do you not have your Cutie Mark?

[What a TRAGEDY.]

Oh, I know! Black is just so dull and depressing! It should be used sparingly, if not avoided at all costs. Proper attire should be bright and colourful.

That's right, I am a Pony. [Oh, someone who GETS IT.]

It's very nice to meet you, Asato.

[He doesn't mind at all, really. He's just extremely grateful for a medium that he doesn't have to talk or more importantly, be seen.

Not that he's very good at typing. It takes a very long time for his next message to go through. He double-checked the spelling and grammar and everything.]

But you look like a human. You were transformed?

And you are...Rarity. It's nice to meet you. Are you friends with Big Macintosh?

Edited 2011-12-09 19:06 (UTC)

Ah, yes. I'm much closer with his sister Applejack, who is also here, but Big Macintosh is a good stallion. All three of us have, unfortunately, been transformed.

I think it's a uniform. Human organizations sometimes wore them, particularly military organizations. I believe it's a way to distinguish friend from enemy. Like insignias or visual IFF codes.

I admit it certainly isn't for everyone. It takes not only patience but a steady hoof-- er, haaand-- and a keen eye for detail. And it is so much work, but very worth it in the end to make a customer happy.

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