voice » there's gotta be a better way to waste a day

[rebelprincess]

Hello, everyone.

[ Snow's voice is cheerful, though she sounds a little awkward. She's not used to addressing the network publicly. ]

I've been spending a lot of time in the library lately, reading a lot of mythology and... tales. [ Shh. ] It made me wonder about what everyone's favorite stories from back home might be. I'd like to hear them, if anyone's willing to share.

Thank you.

Comments

[righteously]

Two words:

Star
Wars

hope you don't mind a threadjack here

[de_void]

hello stranger would you like to be friends.

it's beautiful tbh

[righteously]

on a creepy scale of one to ten, this is like a six and a half
just an fyi

[de_void]

gonna be honest, i've gotten worse.

[righteously]

I honest to god believe you, I really do

[de_void]

i'm basically harmless though. [liar.]

i just get a little excited about star wars because my best friend has never seen it and you basically just reaffirmed my faith in humanity right now.

[righteously]

kid, if you had any idea how ironic that statement was
either way, you need to get that guy to watch some damn star wars, that's pathetic
I mean it's borderline freaking illegal, that's a national treasure.

[de_void]

that's what i've tried to tell him. and it's not even like he has a reputation to lose by doing something nerdy.

not that star wars is all that nerdy. i mean, allison has seen it.

[righteously]

what
that's
okay, nobody loses any part of their reputation over star wars, man, that's just
that's

wait, you know allison?
who is this

[de_void]

stiles.





YOU know allison? [what the frickin frak has allison been holding out on him about fellow star wars fans.]

[righteously]

holy crap, seriously?

[ Stiles "what the hell is a Stilinski" Stilinski. He remembers you. ]

let's just say it's a small multiverse, kid.

[ Like seriously, damn. ]

[de_void]

yeah no shit. still haven't explained how you know allison. or my name, for that matter.

i mean i know i'm a pretty big deal... [look dean, you can only expect stiles to be serious for one sentence, maybe two tops. he is incapable of anything more than that. which you should be well aware of if you do indeed know him.]

[righteously]

you're not that big of a deal.

[ Just because, I mean, someone's gotta be the one to shoot that down. ]

like I said. small multiverse.

[de_void]

was other me charmed by your infuriating non answers because i'm gonna guess not.

[righteously]

he was
he wrote songs about me
said I was a great guy and did my dry cleaning, it was a pretty sweet set-up

I think we both know other you wouldn't shut up long enough for any answers in the first place

[de_void]

duct tape works wonders for that actually, i've found.

but if you want your dry cleaning done here, just let me know. i'll be sure to dump your shit out of the airlock. service with a smile.

[righteously]

this is the worst dry cleaning service I've had in at least two weeks.

you want the short version or the slightly less short version, because I'm not going through the whole damn long version through text
I like not having carpel tunnel

[de_void]

allison would have the guts to face down carpel tunnel.

[righteously]

allison's got more guts than post people

still not doing it

[de_void]

fine. short version.
as long as you understand that you'll be disappointing allison.

[overdraws]

i really don't think i'd go that far

[overdraws]

STILES.

[de_void]

[oh hey allison. 'sup.]

what.

[overdraws]

just
don't
okay?

[de_void]

... sorry.