voice » there's gotta be a better way to waste a day

[rebelprincess]

Hello, everyone.

[ Snow's voice is cheerful, though she sounds a little awkward. She's not used to addressing the network publicly. ]

I've been spending a lot of time in the library lately, reading a lot of mythology and... tales. [ Shh. ] It made me wonder about what everyone's favorite stories from back home might be. I'd like to hear them, if anyone's willing to share.

Thank you.

Comments

[righteously]

holy crap, seriously?

[ Stiles "what the hell is a Stilinski" Stilinski. He remembers you. ]

let's just say it's a small multiverse, kid.

[ Like seriously, damn. ]

[de_void]

yeah no shit. still haven't explained how you know allison. or my name, for that matter.

i mean i know i'm a pretty big deal... [look dean, you can only expect stiles to be serious for one sentence, maybe two tops. he is incapable of anything more than that. which you should be well aware of if you do indeed know him.]

[righteously]

you're not that big of a deal.

[ Just because, I mean, someone's gotta be the one to shoot that down. ]

like I said. small multiverse.

[de_void]

was other me charmed by your infuriating non answers because i'm gonna guess not.

[righteously]

he was
he wrote songs about me
said I was a great guy and did my dry cleaning, it was a pretty sweet set-up

I think we both know other you wouldn't shut up long enough for any answers in the first place

[de_void]

duct tape works wonders for that actually, i've found.

but if you want your dry cleaning done here, just let me know. i'll be sure to dump your shit out of the airlock. service with a smile.

[righteously]

this is the worst dry cleaning service I've had in at least two weeks.

you want the short version or the slightly less short version, because I'm not going through the whole damn long version through text
I like not having carpel tunnel

[de_void]

allison would have the guts to face down carpel tunnel.

[righteously]

allison's got more guts than post people

still not doing it

[de_void]

fine. short version.
as long as you understand that you'll be disappointing allison.

[righteously]

I have a younger brother, guilt trips don't work on me. nice try.

so, you know how this ship pulls people in from different universes and crap?
well, it's not the only place I've been to that does that. I was somewhere else before here. so were you, so was allison. or, like, a version of you. I'm still not crystal clear on how this whole thing works, if it's like an amnesia situation or like a 'clones from universe b234' situation, but
whatever.
there's the short version.

[de_void]

and you were there, and YOU were there...

[righteously]

funny story, I know a chick that's been to Oz
real life dorothy's hot as hell, as it turns out
but yeah, basically.

[de_void]

black and white dorothy or technicolor

[overdraws]

i really don't think i'd go that far

[righteously]

[ o hay girl hay ]

it's true, have you met most people? they suck. give yourself some credit.

[overdraws]

[ sorry about her other best friend dean ]

most people do not suck.

[righteously]

[ Don't worry, kid. He's familiar. ]

yeah I think we're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one

[overdraws]

STILES.

[de_void]

[oh hey allison. 'sup.]

what.

[overdraws]

just
don't
okay?

[de_void]

... sorry.

private

[overdraws]

its fine
im sorry for snapping at you
just
it wasnt you and you shouldnt think it was

private

[de_void]

[sure looked like me, sure sounded like me. he doesn't send these things because he already had this conversation with lydia and he's not going to contradict his own words just to take a trip down the self blame train again.

but maybe allison deserves a little something anyway.]

it was easier when i was just losing time, you know? to separate.

private

[overdraws]

what would make it easier now?

[ The time to be having this conversation? Sure. The place? Not so much. ]

don't answer that yet
i'm coming to your room