Video | All of cats- who lets him talk on these things

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[This is Death, this is Death with the skull face/body, creepy eyes, black robe and if you look off to the side you can probably see a scythe. He does however have a cat sitting on his shoulder like it's a totally comfortable place to hang out. It might look a bit weird is what I'm saying. Death however speaks up.]


AH, HELLO.

I HAVE NOTICED THAT THERE ARE MORE THEN A FEW PEOPLE WITH CATS ON BOARD THIS SHIP.

[The cat on his shoulder does not seemed freaked out by this skeleton at all, in fact it may be purring.]

AND I WAS THINKING THAT AT SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE WE COULD GATHER TOGETHER AND PERHAPS LET THEM MEET. ....AND MEET EACH OTHER AS WELL. THE GARDENS MIGHT BE A NICE PLACE.

WE COULD HAVE TEA. OR PERHAPS SOME OTHER TYPE OF FOOD OR DRINK.


[Come have tea with Death....and his cat. Please?]

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[lafautedevoltaire]

[On the one hand... you're Death. On the other hand... cats!]

I could bring Lamarque, Monsieur [He can't call a Monsieur by Faucheuse, why is Death a man?] Faucheur.

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[likescats]

[Death is a man because ...um...bone structure? Who knows. But he remembers talking to Gavroche a few times.]

YOU WOULD BE MORE THEN WELCOME TO. IS YOUR CAT FROM YOUR HOME WORLD?

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[lafautedevoltaire]

[He'd been afraid he'd track him down, the first time]

No, Carolyn gave him to me. He was born on the ship.

[worthtempting]

Pardon me, but you do appear to be a talking skeleton. Is that a normal condition in your homeland?

[she doesn't sound particularly distressed by this concept. more curious than anything else.]

[likescats]

NO. I AM DEATH. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO APPEARS LIKE THIS ON THE DISC.

[His granddaughter sometimes gets flashes of it but that's genetics for you]

[worthtempting]

Ah, I see. I don't think we have one of you. Usually it's one of those angel or demon side-jobs.

[sophie has seen enough death that she feels like someone would've mentioned him before.]

But you like cats? I can't say I have one, as I've just arrived, but...

[overdraws]

[ ....so, okay, so she's met death before. Not, like, a psychopomp version, she's literally died, but details. She can be polite and not freaked out! Well, she's trying anyway. ] Like.. a play date?

[likescats]

I SUPPOSE YOU COULD CALL IT THAT?

[Could you, he's not sure.]

IT'S NOT SOMETHING I HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE IN. HOWEVER I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A NICE BREAK FOR US HERE.

[overdraws]

[ That's so weird, the way his voice works. ] I think you're right. You can count Spot and I in, if you want.

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[testis]

[Selina will not tell you she's afraid. BUT she did nearly fall out of her chair at the sight of this death-face guy.]

Cool costume.

[Has to be a costume.]

I don't have any cats, but you could call me a cat enthusiast.

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[likescats]

COSTUME?

[Death kinda just looks down.]

I AM NOT WEARING ONE.

[However important things.]

BUT A CAT ENTHUSIAST! YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THEN THAT THERE ARE CATS ON THE SHIP.

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[culver]

[TRIES NOT TO BE FREAKED OUT BY APPEARANCE.... is sort of successful]

I do not have a cat but I have a dog and a horse.

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[likescats]

Horses are nice. I had a fine horse before I was brought here. His name was Binky.

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[blackmagus]

[A black cat is lounging in Fortescue's lap as she clicks on a response. She'd debated. This is Death. Or something that greatly resembles the Grim Reaper, as far as she can tell. But. He has a purring cat. That's interesting...]

Cats are as suited to space travel as any animal, I think.

[They're versatile creatures. Fortescue cants her head curiously to the side. She can't help but feel like her curiosity is getting her into trouble, here.]

Jazz is usually a bit aloof around other cats, but he's not hostile. What's your cat's name?

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HIS NAME IS RINCEWIND.

[He pats the cats head.]

I NAMED HIM AFTER A FRIEND WHEN I NOTICED THEY SHARED SIMILAR CHARACTERISTICS.

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[nowi_wins]

[Tea and cats? Count her in! It takes her a few minutes of frantic button pressing before she can respond. She's still not used to this... technology... stuff. Finally she gets it. Sort of.

She's holding it upside down. Close, but no cigar.]

I like cats! Can I come?

[Nowi he was inviting people with cats. Also he's a talking skeleton. But she'll worry about that later.]

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[likescats]

OF COURSE.

[He's inviting people who like cats as well!]

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

[talkingaintdoin]

[She knows your wife, Mr Skeleton. It's just strange to think of the two of you as living and moving entities, instead of...abstract concepts.]

Strange to think of a boat with animals. Not a pet owner, but I ain't seen one either.

[likescats]

IS THAT UNCOMMON WITH SPACESHIPS?

[The last time he was in a spaceship it was built out of wood....and filled with swamp dragons.]

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO RINCEWIND THEN. HE WAS WITH US IN THE LAST PLACE WE WERE STUCK.

[He pats the head of the cat on his shoulder.]

[birdarang]

[ Robin raises his eyebrows. Of all the stuff he's seen, he can't say he's talked to a grim reaper before. That's kind of cool! And also pretty creepy. ]

I'm guessing that's not a costume?

[likescats]

NO. THOUGH YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST ONE TO ASK....AND MOST LIKELY NOT THE LAST.

I AM DEATH. OF THE DISCWORLD, AND BEFORE YOU ASK. NO I AM NOT ON DUTY HERE. IT IS QUITE OUT OF MY JURISDICTION.

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Could I come?

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[likescats]

OF COURSE. I AM SURE THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE FOND OF CATS THAT DO NOT HAVE THEIR OWN HERE.

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[punned]

[ ......................................

Just a kid. Staring with eyes wide. ]

What the fuck.

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[likescats]

[Ah right. You know one of these days he's making a sign. Do not be afraid brief mortals or something.]

IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH?