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[bottlearum]

Right.

[Greetings, everyone! This is Captain Jack Sparrow. Perhaps you've seen him around?

Once he recognizes that he's turned the feed on, he points a finger at the screen, raising his eyebrows expectantly at you. He also might be just a bit drunk, judging by the bottle of rum in his hand.]

Right. So, there's been an awful lot of talk goin' on lately, and not a lot of doin'. S' tell me.

[He spreads his arms to the side.]

Is anyone actually plannin' on doing anything? Or are we gonna sit here and talk till we up and disappear like everyone else? Cause, let me tell you, mate. Talkin' ain't gonna get us nowhere. Never has, never will. And I ain't about t'sit around like a damsel until me unlikely demise. Again.

I say, If we're gonna do something about it, we all get together an' do something.

Savvy?

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[za_rodina]

And what do you suggest?

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[bottlearum]

This is a ship, aye? You ever heard about mutiny?

[za_rodina]

Well, well, somebody's finally taking initiative~! And have you a crew, Mr. Mutiny?

[statsraaden]

Yes, but what? You, have a point, but so far, we have explored, tried to talk to the crew, tried to find out by ourselves, with no results. Except from the creepy room. [Don't ask about the creepy room.]

[bottlearum]

[He gives a smirk at that.]

Mutiny, says I.

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[alwaysagit]

[No, Snape hasn't seen him around but he's certainly heard him—Jack's voice being somewhat distinctive after all. And now that he has seen him, he immediately wants to unsee it. Dear God. He's on a spaceship with a pirate. Why.]

How about this—why don't you go ahead without us. Sally forth, or whatever it is that you do.

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[bottlearum]

[Come on, Snape. Being in space with a pirate is the best ever, and you know it. He gives a shrug.]

Fight back with us or wait here till you die. I don't care either way.

[And he doesn't.]

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[20mentholkools]

That's a lot of talk, for someone who thinks there should be less talking.

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[bottlearum]

[He spreads his arms to the side in a half shrug.]

Gotta rally the troops somehow, mate.

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[notmydiagnosis]

I've got my hands full with counselling. A background action, perhaps, but just as essential to the ship.

Should you feel the need to visit or have any ideas of what one such as myself can do, feel free to contact me.

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[bottlearum]

[He tips his finger in a half salute at this strangers words.]

Aye, mate, I'll be sure t'do that.

Name's Captain Jack Sparrow.

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[monkeytailed]

Sure. You've got a plan? ['cause while he's got 'break into the forbidden areas through whatever means possible' on his to-do list there's plenty of room for more ideas.]

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[bottlearum]

Course, mate. If everyone's afraid of the people runnin' the ship, then we outta take over the ship, savvy?

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[kleptoluckiac]

[ her ancestor was a pirate... but a classy one at that!! ]

What are you suppose to be... some wannabe pirate? And why should we team up with you?

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[bottlearum]

You'd be talkin' t'a Captain, and you best be respectin' that, eh, luv?

You should be joinin' me cause I've done mutiny before, eh?

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[france]

Working together, what a concept! I have not heard such a thing proposed in some time. [ And now for the dose of condescension. ] Now that we have come up with such a wonderful and progressive idea, what are we going to do to put the idea into motion?

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[bottlearum]

[Well, he is from 1746. And he can hardly take over the ship by himself, can he?]

Simple, mate. We just get together and take over the ship, fightin' anyone in our path.

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[unwaveringloyalty]

I recall you doing little.

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[bottlearum]

Wasn't much t'do.

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[entrapments]

Are you drunk?

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[bottlearum]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

What's it t'you?

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[the_crowing]

Are you talking mutiny? [have a raised brow and a slightly amused look] You think that's going to get us anywhere?

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[bottlearum]

It'll get us farther than doin' nothing, savvy?

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[goldshirt]

[unseen, Jim presses his face into his hands. damnit, Jack.]

And what would you plan on doing after the mutiny?

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[bottlearum]

[He grins at the screen. This is the best idea ever, okay Kirk?]

Become Captain. What else, mate?