01 ✧ Video

[newnova]

[The video comes on to reveal a normal-looking 15 year old boy, lying on his bed in his quarters on the thirty-third floor. It looks like he was messing around with the smartphone and accidentally started recording. He makes a stupid face or two for the camera, but once he realizes it's actually going out to people he sits up and looks sheepish.]

Uh, hi. So... I wanted to say thanks for the smartphone, I guess. Always wanted one of these. Too bad it comes with a price of "holy crap I'm stuck in space."

[He looks off to the side, worried. Then back to the camera.]

Look, I get that nobody knows why we're here, or how to get home or anything like that. But it sucks, okay? And I can't be the only one who feels like saying that. I mean, I have stuff I need to do back home. [Under his breath, he adds,] And I'm totally gonna get expelled if I miss any more school.

We don't... have to go to school here, right? There isn't some space high school they're gonna drag us to, is there? 'Cause the only thing worse than chess club is space chess club, am I right?

[No one is laughing at your joke, Sam.]

Right. Well, uh. Later!

Comments

anon;

[endureandsurvive]

no school
dont tell edgeworth :P

[newnova]

k

who's edgeworth?

[endureandsurvive]

guy on sec
big on grammer

[newnova]

one of those guys huh?

[endureandsurvive]

keep ur their there and theyres straight and he wont notice

[newnova]

your being to helpful i think :P

[endureandsurvive]

ooooooh your instead of youre rookie mistake!
it's too late 4 u

[newnova]

its called being SARCASTIC mr anonymous
should I have used ;) instead of :P?
whats the smiley for sarcasm?

[endureandsurvive]

dude im pulling ur leg
;P

[newnova]

ooh the winkie AND the tongue
now were getting serious

[endureandsurvive]

thats me
dead serious 24/7

[newnova]

i like your style

[endureandsurvive]

ty ive been told im v stylish :)

[newnova]

im hold on, im gonna try something radical

are you sitting down?

...

(:

[endureandsurvive]

i am actually how convenient

[newnova]

well? what do you think?

(:

[endureandsurvive]

is this the part where im supposed 2 be impressed that u knew i was sitting down

bc theres like a 50/50 chance

60/40?
idk whats the average standing to not standing time

[newnova]

no. my smiley. i did it backwards.

1/2

[endureandsurvive]

oh

2/2

[endureandsurvive]

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[newnova]

now youre getting it

DANCE PARTY

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[endureandsurvive]

\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/

[newnova]

haha youre pretty cool, anon bro [b/c he totally thinks you're a dude.]

[endureandsurvive]

u 2 man :0a
nice 2 see ppl who r a little more chill around

[But not too chill. She can only take so much of Hyperion, okay.]

[newnova]

how long you been here?

whats the a for in :0a?