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ataraxion2012-02-19 07:00 pm
uncodlyawwesome) wrote in ataraxion2012-02-19 07:00 pm
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[text] eridan's guide to getting lost
i took one wwrong fuckin turn
wwhy me
seriously ivve been on perfect fuckin behavvior an this is howw i get repaid stuck in some fuckin corridor like evvery other poor fuckin asshole runnin around wwithout a fuckin clue here
great
wwhatevver
not like i had any fuckin plans
[Oh, no, don't assume he's not fucking terrified by the fact that he's suddenly unable to find his way out of where he is. He's just grateful that he's apparently not the only one, since he's seen the other network posts.]
friendly tip from me to you
dont go out in the hallwways evven if you think youre bein a hero like i saww you guys talkin about search parties an wwhatnot
unless you knoww howw to not get fuckin stuck in these endless freaky corridors its not wworth it ok
[Can you smell the "HEY HEY GUYS LOOK I'M BEING USEFUL I'M CHANGED NOW GUYS GUYS" in his desperation?]
wwhy me
seriously ivve been on perfect fuckin behavvior an this is howw i get repaid stuck in some fuckin corridor like evvery other poor fuckin asshole runnin around wwithout a fuckin clue here
great
wwhatevver
not like i had any fuckin plans
[Oh, no, don't assume he's not fucking terrified by the fact that he's suddenly unable to find his way out of where he is. He's just grateful that he's apparently not the only one, since he's seen the other network posts.]
friendly tip from me to you
dont go out in the hallwways evven if you think youre bein a hero like i saww you guys talkin about search parties an wwhatnot
unless you knoww howw to not get fuckin stuck in these endless freaky corridors its not wworth it ok
[Can you smell the "HEY HEY GUYS LOOK I'M BEING USEFUL I'M CHANGED NOW GUYS GUYS" in his desperation?]
voice
I'm not panickin' at all. I nevver fuckin' panic. An' anywway, that's pretty much wwhat I'm tryin' to do, but it's... fuckin' creepy here, all right? You try standin' around wwhen evverythin' is all sorts'a fucked up!