[text] eridan's guide to getting lost

[uncodlyawwesome]

i took one wwrong fuckin turn
wwhy me
seriously ivve been on perfect fuckin behavvior an this is howw i get repaid stuck in some fuckin corridor like evvery other poor fuckin asshole runnin around wwithout a fuckin clue here
great
wwhatevver

not like i had any fuckin plans

[Oh, no, don't assume he's not fucking terrified by the fact that he's suddenly unable to find his way out of where he is. He's just grateful that he's apparently not the only one, since he's seen the other network posts.]

friendly tip from me to you
dont go out in the hallwways evven if you think youre bein a hero like i saww you guys talkin about search parties an wwhatnot
unless you knoww howw to not get fuckin stuck in these endless freaky corridors its not wworth it ok

[Can you smell the "HEY HEY GUYS LOOK I'M BEING USEFUL I'M CHANGED NOW GUYS GUYS" in his desperation?]

Comments

[voice]

[madmaninabox]

See if you can send a message specifically to them. They may not be listening in to every broadcast.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[He huffs.]

I can try, but they probably wwon't fuckin' notice it. There's a wwhole fuckin' ship goin' nuts an' they havven't said anythin' yet.

[voice]

[madmaninabox]

...Not terribly encouraging, I realize. Somebody ought to try and have a word with them.

For now, the best thing may be to keep moving until you find a door. If you can keep moving.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

There's plenty'a space to keep movvin'. It just goes on an' on... forevver.

[voice]

[madmaninabox]

Can't be forever. Tranquility's big, but there's gotta be a door somewhere. You'll be fine.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

Wwho the fuck knowws wwhat might be goin' on here, though?

[voice]

[madmaninabox]

What's there to know? Big empty ship, missing crew, mysterious forces punching holes in reality....

....Nobody. Nobody really knows. [Sigh.] Working on it.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[SIGHS EVEN HARDER.]

A'course you are. I'll be ovver here, bein' fuckin' lost in the catacombs of this ghost ship wwhere hundreds of crewwmembers mysteriously vvanished, tryin' to make sure I don't wwind up in a fuckin' dreambubble.

[voice]

[madmaninabox]

Easy way to make certain you don't. Keep talking.

What were you doing when this happened? Where were you trying to go?

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

I wwas goin' to the library. I knoww exactly wwhere it is too, so it's not like I wwas just kinda fuckin' wwanderin' or anythin'!