[text] eridan's guide to getting lost

[uncodlyawwesome]

i took one wwrong fuckin turn
wwhy me
seriously ivve been on perfect fuckin behavvior an this is howw i get repaid stuck in some fuckin corridor like evvery other poor fuckin asshole runnin around wwithout a fuckin clue here
great
wwhatevver

not like i had any fuckin plans

[Oh, no, don't assume he's not fucking terrified by the fact that he's suddenly unable to find his way out of where he is. He's just grateful that he's apparently not the only one, since he's seen the other network posts.]

friendly tip from me to you
dont go out in the hallwways evven if you think youre bein a hero like i saww you guys talkin about search parties an wwhatnot
unless you knoww howw to not get fuckin stuck in these endless freaky corridors its not wworth it ok

[Can you smell the "HEY HEY GUYS LOOK I'M BEING USEFUL I'M CHANGED NOW GUYS GUYS" in his desperation?]

Comments

Re: voice;

[uncodlyawwesome]

I dunno, it's been an hour or so, I guess? I dont exactly know wwhen I started walkin' dowwn this time-space anomaly'a massivve proportions.

An' yeah, I should'a been wwalkin' past a wwhole load'a things, but I havven't seen anythin' familiar at all.

voice; sorry this is late.

[constructum]

It seems like it might be a paradox. [ which doesn't have her sounding all too pleased. but at least she has an idea somewhat of what they could be dealing with. ]

You need to stay put for start. Not that you really have a choice. But try not to leave the small area you're in. Who knows what kind of traps could honestly be put in there for you to find.

[ a small sound of thought escaped her then, as she quickly added. ] I'm sorry I'm not a massive help right now, but at least getting some idea of what's going on will help.

What's the area look like? Anything stand out as strange. [ yes, she is attempting to try to find out where the paradox could be - not that she truly could from there. but it's something she assumes. ]

voice; it's fine!!

[uncodlyawwesome]

Evverythin' is fuckin' strange wwhen it all looks exactly the fuckin' same, you knoww?

[Eridan's running out of the energy it takes for him to flip out.] It just looks like a nondescript fuckin' hallwway.

voice;

[constructum]

I know. [ she's trying to sound reassuring here. ] Given the fact I've been trying to study the layout so much, I was just hoping that we could find some differences.

It doesn't seem to be happening though. [ and for that, she is truly sorry. ]

I think people are attempting to look for you though. Again, I just need you to stay put, hopefully I will figure out a way out of this.