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[humanistic]

Since everyone's all about hiring on help these days-- I've got a few things that need doing if there are any bored volunteers. Also a few things on a shopping list if there's anyone that recently arrived with a decent stash

Shopping list is easy: tea, more tea, spices, decent bacon, cigarettes, movies that aren't space knock offs. Watched almost all of those sixteen thousand times each. Though I recommend space Titanic, which is weirdly better than the Leoardo DiCaprio version.

Things that need doing: someone to move something seriously heavy, someone else to make a delivery and pickup.


You'll be paid in space beer or space risotto. Space beer and space risotto is also what we have to trade with for the stuff on the shopping list. And all of it's semi important, especially the tasks. Only slightly less important than the tasks is the cigarettes. [A pause.] And maybe the tea.

Thanks.



[ooc ps - there is totally not a sneaky vampire plot embedded in here, don't worry!!! but if you volunteer for the delivery & pickup it will entail a rifle drop off and maybe some (lots of) lying. be warned.]

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[invisibilitea]

John Mitchell you take that back-

[She means your blatant lies about Space Titanic being better you traitor]

[humanistic]

Which part?

[Totally playing cute and dumb sorry about it--]

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[wolfchild]

[ in the continuing tradition of great life decisions, poking a vampire with a stick. ]

is this your way of getting food

locked.

[humanistic]

[Fuck. He should have kept her out too. Hello, other loose end.]

You have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

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[allbloodyhail]

I'll share some smokes with you, mate.

Also a decent lifter, last I checked.

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[humanistic]

I'd say you have no idea what that means to be but you probably do. Any you can spare.

Lift space sofas much?

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[coy]

Space Titanic? Where can I get my hands on this? And also what do you need delivered?

text;

[humanistic]

You can borrow space Titanic unless we've actually worn it out from continual watching.

[And. Just a tiny pause.]

Delivery is already being made but thanks anyways

voice.

[17thcenturyboy]

A delivery. Color me intrigued.

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[humanistic]

Yeah? Any good at deliveries?

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[cons]

what kind of movies are you into? i've got a few i might be willing to lend out. temporarily!

text; encrypted

[humanistic]

Anything that isn't Maid in Manhattan. Bonus points for car chases. Different set of bonus points for Colin Firth.

Anything like that?

text; yo dracula

[workout]

What do you need moved?

text; sup dog

[humanistic]

[this guy. writes two dog jokes, deletes them, writes this instead:]

You're that bored?

text, auggielocked;

[altercate]

"Things that need doing"
Both of those options are too vague.

[ the irony of derek complaining about lack of information ]

text, auggielocked;

[humanistic]

[it's like raiiiiin on your wedding day]

Are you volunteering?

[nightblogs]

yall like tea too much

[humanistic]

Everyone's got their vices. And it's not for me.

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[mathematically]

spices and decent bacon.

are you planning on making us all breakfast at some point?

[ important questions with lydia martin right here. ]

text »

[humanistic]

Someone's planning on making breakfast for someone, but it isn't me and he probably would bitch if you asked him to do breakfast for the whole ship.

Might agree in the end.

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[surrogates]

did you forget how to be precise after the shopping list or did you just not right that part?

[ asking about the specifics? who does that? ]

text »

[humanistic]

So you want to read through paragraphs of detail and clarification?

This is the short version. If anyone volunteers, they get the long version, with more details. There's enough pointless talking that goes on around here, didn't want to add to it. Is that all right?

voice » i did say i was going to slam into this

[rancorously]

You'd make risotto for those things?

[ He has absolutely none of those things but gods risotto though. ]

voice » wow yes you didn't lie i am v pleased

[humanistic]

Someone would make risotto for those things.

[John Mitchell: doesn't do risotto.]

Interested?

voice >> locked >> side-eyeing you rn

[little_bullet]

Things and something? It's all a little vague isn't it? You'd want to be careful, people might get a tad suspicious.

[There is a lilt of amusement in her tone, but then again it'd actually be a shot at humour if people didn't include her.Things that need doing? Said everyone suspicious, ever. And you've already got George involved, or possibly just distracted by risotto-craft.]

Are you sure we can't just help you?

[You know, help as in knowing what it is you're up to. If you're up to something. Or is that the point?]

voice >> locked >> smiles sweetly

[humanistic]

[Distracting Nina has never been as easy as it is to distract George and Annie--maybe because he knows them better, or has known them longer. He knows what to say and how to say it with them. With Nina--she buys it, on the surface, but it's all so very surface, and Mitchell is constantly aware of that fact. It's like she knows, without knowing.

But if she's going to play light with this, then so is he.]

Well, we've all been kidnapped into space, I think they've earned the right t' be suspicious. And come on, you know George and heavy lifting. His heart's in the right place, and that's about it. And Annie is... squishy.

Nah, don't worry. I've got this one.

[text]

[nebbish]

[George is still miserable and sick. But he is never too miserable or sick for this:]

Brilliant space risotto, you've got to mention it's brilliant

[text]

[humanistic]

And good morning to you too. Just because I didn't put it down doesn't mean I'm not telling everyone it's brilliant.

( voice. )

[overthought]

You're asking for a tea run in the middle of Space? [she wants to make sure that she's hearing this right.]

You wouldn't happen to know someone named Annie, would you?

( voice. )

[humanistic]

Was she harassing you for tea? Christ. Sorry. She's just--very focused.

Anon Text

[worthyourwhile]

A delivery and a pickup? You talking an exchange?

[She didn't honestly have much interest in space beer, far as she could tell alcohol wasn't exactly in short supply here. But that didn't mean she couldn't weasel something more valuable out of the deal.]

text forever!

[humanistic]

[oh come on space beer]

One delivery and one pickup. Two different things. So I guess that's really three things that need doing.