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[outliver]

[Eventually locked from Klaus]

I never thought I would say this, but even I can't drink myself into tolerating this place. Other than people being stupid and making stupid choices that might or might not affect us all in the long run, is there any sort of entertainment here other than the booze?

Any at all?

[Salvatore Brothers]

So how is the polite way to get blood in this place? Or should I just bite the first idiot that seems easy to be compelled enough?

Look, I'm even bothering to ask.

[Ilde]

How is my favorite person in the whole ship doing? Not as bored as I am, I hope.

[Elizabeth of York]

How do you fare? Being much more of a lady than myself, I can't possibly imagine how this place has forced you to change your habits.

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private voice //

[outliver]

Oh please, Bonny, you knew I was here.

[ Katherine speaks without any base other than her deep understating of Elena's little gang. And she knows them really good actually. ]

There is enough people in this ship that probably told you I was here in the first five minutes of conversation you had.

private voice //

[unbalancer]

I meant on the network.

[ You know nothing, Jon Snow. ]

You're not exactly known for doing anything out in the open.

private voice //

[outliver]

Uh-huh.

[ That's some poor face saving attempt, Bennett. ]

Sounds like you're from back in the day when I was the bad guy and you were trying to destroy all vampires. Too bad we couldn't get a tamer, self tortured Bonnie Bennett.

private voice //

[unbalancer]

[ It's not face saving, Katherine. She's genuinely surprised to see you this open and -- inquisitive. ]

Cute.

[ She was going to share Klaus information with you. You know, maybe. Possibly. Probably not now. ]

private voice //

[outliver]

[ Things change. A lot. ]

I think I might regret this, but what's the last thing you remember from back home?

private voice //

[unbalancer]

[ They do. Katherine isn't priority one - not the biggest threat and not really something Bonnie worries about anymore. ]

You first.

private voice //

[outliver]

In a fit of pure jealously and lack of people telling me how bad of an idea it was, I was seriously considering finding Elena and kicking her ass. Or worse. Probably worse.

[ This is a lie of course, but it's the lie she's telling everyone. Sounds familiar? ]

Go.

private voice //

[unbalancer]

You do realize that could be one of ten different points in time? And that could be in one week?

[ But, she gets it. Katherine's MO. She's being a sarcastic treat today. ]

Fine. It was Caroline's seventeenth birthday. We threw her a party. Which turned into a funeral. It was symbolic. Happy?

private voice //

[outliver]

God Bon-Bon, you are seriously behind. I don't think I even remember what I was doing back then.

private voice //

[unbalancer]

Probably running from Klaus.

private voice //

[outliver]

...sounds about right, yeah. Do you want me to tell you your future, or someone else already did?

private voice //

[unbalancer]

I haven't asked. And any version of my future you'd come up with, I wouldn't trust anyway, Katherine.

private voice //

[outliver]

Well you must know some things already, but I won't give more things to put on your list of reasons for you to try and end me.

private voice //

[unbalancer]

[ she knows Elena is a vampire and Klaus breaks his sire bond ]

How magnanimous of you. [ sarcasm? Bonnie? ]

private voice //

[outliver]

I try, sometimes.

[ She's going to let that one slide, because Bonnie is still kind of a trigger happy witch. ]

So, how is space life dealing with? Have Caroline and Elena smothered you with vampire hugs yet?

private voice // ahem, klaus was tyler in the last tag

[unbalancer]

[ so, there... just going to have a conversation? this is new territory. ]

They're happy to see me. It's been months for them. So, yeah, there've been hugs. [ she's not mentioning the strain on her and elena's friendship ]

private voice // yeah I figured that much XD

[outliver]

[ Katherine is totally trying to fuck with you all, Bonnie. She's ready to be a half decent person if that means they won't attack her. For now. ]

So you know the elder Gilbert is a bloodsucker now, right? Going through my memories of past-Bonnie, that couldn't possible have rubbed you the wrong way.

private voice //

[unbalancer]

I know Elena's a vampire. [ she's not talking about the second part. it does chafe, though ]

private voice //

[outliver]

Who knew that vampirism wouldn't stop her from still being a bleeding heart?

[ A bleeding heart that totally screwed up a lot, but still. ]

Too bad little Gilbert isn't around.

private voice // these two will be bffs in no time, HAH

[unbalancer]

What's your point, Katherine?

private voice // no doubt, they'll have the best sleepovers

[outliver]

I don't know, I might actually not have a point. Seeing you all get cozy should bother me, but as long as I don't get the sharp end of the stake...I guess it's kind of boring too?

Plus I've never been too good at casual talking.

private voice // with mani-pedis?

[unbalancer]

Then, I promise not to invite you to our sleepovers. Problem solved.

[ a warning. ]

And, Katherine? Tread lightly. It takes one wrong move and I promise you, you will end up on the other end of a sharp stake.

private voice // and much, much braiding

[outliver]

Just keep it low, alright?

[ Damn kids and their noisy sleepovers. ]

You and everyone that knows me has warned me already. Usually I would take that as incentive...but the rules have changed.

private voice // and light as a feather, stiff as a board

[unbalancer]

See that they stay changed. [ whatever that means. ]

private voice // deep down katherine just wants people to love her and hug her...not really

[outliver]

It's the convenient thing to do.