001 // Voice

[hummerdoc]

[Cybertronian encryption]
This is Ratchet. Who else hails from Cybertron on this ship?

[Open voice]
How many here woke up organic? I've made a perusal of the activity on the network already and I am quite curious.

Comments

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[hummerdoc]

Primus. [Ratchet has a processor ache. Wait he has a brain now, so a headache? Oh organics.]

Chief Medical Officer of the Autobots. I have a few other titles if you wish to know. [Not a bad attitude, just a blunt one. And he's had to serve as a frontliner with some wicked weaponry.]

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[babbletechno.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

No, that's okay. Same position as my Ratchet. I'd just be even more wary about them trying to trick you if they know you're not only a medic but a familiar face. Sort of.

[not that he thinks you don't know that or can't take care of yourself, but ahhh, they have a Cybertronian medic! It doesn't matter if he knows how to care for human bodies or not, he is awesome and must be guarded. Obviously.]

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[hummerdoc]

Noted.

[he does know how to care for human bodies]

Question. How much time did you spend around humans? In your normal form, I mean.

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[babbletechno.livejournal.com]

[Well then that's even better. Stay away from the evil Autobots, Ratchet]

A few months, if my memories are accurate at this point.

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[hummerdoc]

So not a lot of time to observe humans and how they act, then. I've had a bit more familiarity, thanks to their networks and forming an alliance to help them protect their world.

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[babbletechno.livejournal.com]

I've noticed a few habits, but not much, yes. I didn't have the most interaction with the humans that visited our base often, and my function kept my attention elsewhere.

I know they need to eat every day, though there was never a consistent...anything to do with it. They need to rest more often than we do-- did. Clothes are mandatory. They're very fragile and sensitive to small changes in environment. They're tactile and easily distracted. Don't mess up gender pronouns or the gendered terms of respect. Don't consume anything off of something besides appropriate eating utensils unless it has been less than five seconds.

I'm assuming there are holes.

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[hummerdoc]

You have the basics, but yes, there are a lot of holes in your information.

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[babbletechno.livejournal.com]

I'd thought so. Any recommendations?

[speak your wisdom, oh wise glasses ratchet]

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[hummerdoc]

Make friends with humans and study their ways. Majority of the time, there will be accepted practices for certain things. Anything else, come find me.

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[babbletechno.livejournal.com]

Yes, sir. I'll do that.

[Doc.]

[Cybertronian Encryptian] [Audio]

[hummerdoc]

Acknowledged.

[D'aww]