001 // Voice

[hummerdoc]

[Cybertronian encryption]
This is Ratchet. Who else hails from Cybertron on this ship?

[Open voice]
How many here woke up organic? I've made a perusal of the activity on the network already and I am quite curious.

Comments

Re: [Audio]

[testgasm]

Ah, not quite. No arms, no legs--decidedly limbless. Didn't actually float, though. Used a rail for all that...getting around. Useful thing, really. Sort of miss it.

Floating would have been useful too, now that I think about it. Maybe some kind of...hovering implement...jetpack...kind of object.

But, hey, that's all you really can do, when you're orbiting the Moon, isn't it? Just...float about. Contemplate, too, I suppose, if you're the contemplative sort.

[Audio]

[hummerdoc]

Fascinating. Ah, may I ask what your function was while orbiting the Moon? I am assuming you meant Earth's Moon of course?

[testgasm]

Well, you know. Floating. Observing.

[UHHH QUICK LOOK OVER THERE A CHANGE OF SUBJECT.]

Are you a robot?

[hummerdoc]

Of a sort. You observed. Useful function.

[testgasm]

I had a lot of other jobs before that! Climbed the corporate ladder, if you will. Administrative stuff, construction, Neurotoxin Release Button Assistant, Extended Relaxation Center Attendant...ran an entire facility, once.

Lots of experience.

[hummerdoc]

Neurotoxin Release Button Assistant you say?

[testgasm]

Yeah. Did a lot of the admin for the guy in charge of said button. Big responsibility.

[hummerdoc]

I can see that.

[testgasm]

What do you do, then?

[hummerdoc]

I am the Chief Medical Officer for my faction.