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[This public service announcement comes to you from the security offices, and is delivered in a bored monotone. It's more a recitation than anything, really--Sirius is clearly reading off of a piece of paper. This fact is very clear, because he's holding up the paper, and you can mostly see it.]
Good day. My name is Mi-- Sirius Black. I'm a member of the security team. Unfortunately. All new arrivals, please do not hesitate to contact Miles Edgeworth, and not me, if you have either questions regarding security or if you are feeling distinctly masochistic and want to volunteer. He's always looking for new recruits and it would be really lovely if he had someone else to read things off of paper for him. And if you don't like reading things off of paper, and you're a military, law enforcement, or combat type, you can contact him as well. Just contact him. Give the man something to do.
Similarly, if you run into any trouble or find yourself in distress of any sort, which you most likely will, at some point, 'cos that's the way of things around here, kindly inform him, and not me, and he will swoop in to your rescue. Or organise someone to swoop in to your rescue, he's a terrific organiser. But he might just do it himself--I know it doesn't seem as if he will, but trust me, he will.
[Paper finished, he glances up. He's tired; it shows in his face, but he grins anyways.]
And now, because this wouldn't be the Miles Edgeworth Radio Hour without a survey--please answer this survey here and send a copy along to him as well so he doesn't miss out on the fun of reading your answers twice over. That's Miles Egdeworth, SEC » 007 » 114. He would just love to hear from you all.
[And he knocks off a salute, even though it's very lazy and he's slumped in his chair.]
Cheers.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. Your occupation:
4: your dream occupation:
4. Your level of education:
5. (not optional) have you ever been kissed:
5a. how often
5b. how was your first kiss, was it good or bad
5c. maybe tell us about it with salacious detail, go on, everyone wants to know
5d: esp. mr edgeworth wants to know do you want to tell him about it:
5e: how do you feel about this line of inquiry?:
6. Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about:
7. tell us about your dream date:
8. How long have you been here?:
8a. want to go home
8b. want to go to someone else's home
8c. want to make up a new home for yourself & if so please describe
9. would you join security if you knew that it meant a lot of writing of surveys
9a. do you appreciate it when someone uses leverage against you to get you to do what they want because THEY dont want to do it
9b. you dont, do you, and i dont blame you
10. favourite colour
11. favourite food
12. favourite animal
13. cake or bread & butter
14. pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake, you just did a very good job with this survey & we will organise the data and get back to the ship with it :)
Good day. My name is Mi-- Sirius Black. I'm a member of the security team. Unfortunately. All new arrivals, please do not hesitate to contact Miles Edgeworth, and not me, if you have either questions regarding security or if you are feeling distinctly masochistic and want to volunteer. He's always looking for new recruits and it would be really lovely if he had someone else to read things off of paper for him. And if you don't like reading things off of paper, and you're a military, law enforcement, or combat type, you can contact him as well. Just contact him. Give the man something to do.
Similarly, if you run into any trouble or find yourself in distress of any sort, which you most likely will, at some point, 'cos that's the way of things around here, kindly inform him, and not me, and he will swoop in to your rescue. Or organise someone to swoop in to your rescue, he's a terrific organiser. But he might just do it himself--I know it doesn't seem as if he will, but trust me, he will.
[Paper finished, he glances up. He's tired; it shows in his face, but he grins anyways.]
And now, because this wouldn't be the Miles Edgeworth Radio Hour without a survey--please answer this survey here and send a copy along to him as well so he doesn't miss out on the fun of reading your answers twice over. That's Miles Egdeworth, SEC » 007 » 114. He would just love to hear from you all.
[And he knocks off a salute, even though it's very lazy and he's slumped in his chair.]
Cheers.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. Your occupation:
4: your dream occupation:
4. Your level of education:
5. (not optional) have you ever been kissed:
5a. how often
5b. how was your first kiss, was it good or bad
5c. maybe tell us about it with salacious detail, go on, everyone wants to know
5d: esp. mr edgeworth wants to know do you want to tell him about it:
5e: how do you feel about this line of inquiry?:
6. Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about:
7. tell us about your dream date:
8. How long have you been here?:
8a. want to go home
8b. want to go to someone else's home
8c. want to make up a new home for yourself & if so please describe
9. would you join security if you knew that it meant a lot of writing of surveys
9a. do you appreciate it when someone uses leverage against you to get you to do what they want because THEY dont want to do it
9b. you dont, do you, and i dont blame you
10. favourite colour
11. favourite food
12. favourite animal
13. cake or bread & butter
14. pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake, you just did a very good job with this survey & we will organise the data and get back to the ship with it :)
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