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[mansuetus]

This day has found me sad.

[ there is not much of an introduction today. Lucrezia Borgia, wrapped in a blanket in her bed, pale fingers flipping through a book which lies open in her lap. ]

What can be done to expel such?

Comments

[Voice]

[brittlebait]

Bullshit. They kidnap us onto a colonization ship and won't even let us get liquored up? This has got to be the worst mass abduction I've ever experienced.

[Voice]

[mansuetus]

There is alcohol to be found on the ship, most of it I find impossible to drink. Wine is -- pleasant. The alcohol here is sharp. There is no pleasure to find in it.

[Voice]

[brittlebait]

Yeah, nobody likes the way hard liquor tastes. If they say they do, they're lying. That's why you cut it with something; juice, soda, whatever. You cut it until you're drunk enough to not give a shit about what you're drinking.

[Voice]

[mansuetus]

I do not think I was ever intoxicated enough to not notice what I was drinking, signore.

[ but she's laughing. ]

Did you?

[Voice]

[brittlebait]

Me? No. Not anymore. When I first started drinking though, hell yeah I did. Rum and coke for an hour or two until the coke just fell to the wayside.

[Voice]

[mansuetus]

Yet I imagine I could not have such a conversation with you if you were intoxicated.

[ she brightens up a bit ]

And that would be a loss.

[Voice]

[brittlebait]

Flattery will get you everywhere, but liquor is quicker. [ha do you see what he did there

probably not]

Anyway, you obviously haven't gotten smashed with the right people if you think drunk talk isn't hilarious. Be the only sober guy at a bachelor party, then tell me it's not fun talking to someone tipsy.

[Voice]

[mansuetus]

[ she laughs, fine, alright, caught. ]

Do they not speak nonsense?

[Voice]

[brittlebait]

No, not really. Drunk people aren't crazy, they're just drunk. Just saying all the crap they can't say when they're sober.