[010] VIDEO

[testgasm]

[This is a really crooked video feed, and the jerk recording it didn't even bother to wipe his nose before he started, as evidenced by the fact that his face is maybe a little covered in blood. Gross.]

This is a--this is a PSA--that is…public service announcement, for those of you not--not in the know, as far as acronyms are concerned.

I'm just going to start listing things, and if any of it sounds familiar, please come to--to collect your memories, I don't want them. I had more than enough of other people in my head back home, I didn't--

[Right, just give him a second to try and take care of that nosebleed.]

It didn't start out so bad, but now I'm pretty sure I'm dying, or my head is going to explode, or I'm going to leak out all my blood through my face, so if we could all--could get this sorted as fast as possible, I'd appreciate it.

[Here is a big, gross, snotty inhale, as if to emphasize that he is, in fact, dying. It sounds like SSNNNRRRKKK.

When that doesn't work, he drags a hand across his face, leaving an attractive smear of red up his cheek.]

If anyone has, at any point this month recalled not having any arms or legs or being a sort of--sort of ball-shaped robot, that's me, hello, and I'd like to--like to talk with you as soon as possible. Confusing, yes, I know, but seeing as I can't really put owners to the memories of…the monster fights and the gang fights, and the--you lot get in a good deal of fights, don't you?

[Cough. Sniff.]

Bill Murray. Is the bloke's name. If that sounds familiar to you. At all. You had a pretty good time, with him? In his house? To my understanding? Then he died. Your friend? Your friend shot him, but, uh, if I had a friend who went around shooting my other friends, I would sort of--sort of reevaluate where we stood, as far as our friendship was concerned. So, uh, sorry for your loss, either way. You can come get your memories, now.

Comments

video; wow sorry

[growling]

Someone here knows Bill Murray?

[ the most important part of his post, right. ]

Sorry, knew.

[testgasm]

Uh...yes? Apparently? You know him too, then?

[who is Bill Murray]

[growling]

He's a famous actor. [ he'd like to go into the dead part a bit more, but that's probably better reserved for the memory's actual owner. ] Sorry, did you say ball-shaped? Did you just roll around, or... ?

[testgasm]

Oh, all right. That would--would explain why I've never heard of him.

[Films.]

No, I had--I had rails, of course.

video;

[cons]

I knew that was you- [ someone else looks like complete shit too, and she looks like she miiiight pass out any second now. so she sounds sick, congested, and annoooooyed ] Where the hell are you?

Re: video;

[testgasm]

Oh, god, it's you, I--sorry for putting all that out there, I just--my head is killing me, I'm...first floor passenger quarters.

I'm not holding hands, just so you know.

video;

[cons]

Doesn't matter, at least mine makes me look cool. If I was pissed I'd spill the beans on your memory, but- nnh.

[ but: too much effort, and but: it made you seem like a psychopath and I'd rather actually just talk to you about it and not broadcast it to the network first. is this what friendship feels like? 'cause it sucks ]

Is that how this works? Cause I will crush you under the weight of my boney butt if I have to.

[testgasm]

No, nono! Just--just touching, from what I understand. For...some hours. So I guess prolonged hand-holding is the easiest way to accomplish that, but uh...

Are you at the bar? I'll come to the bar.

[ex_question191]

[ he was going to second josh, but. ]

Wait, somebody killed Bill Murray?

[testgasm]

Does everyone know this person, or something?

[ex_question191]

Well, yeah, it's Bill Murray. You know, Ghostbusters? Groundhog Day?

[testgasm]

[Enjoy this prolonged pause.]

Nnnooooo...

[cons]

-- It was supposed to just be a joke.

[klutziness]

What happened to you?

[testgasm]

Can I get a time frame, on that? Because a lot of things have--have happened to me in my extensive lifetime, so.

[klutziness]

Like, from whenever you started bleeding everywhere up to now?

[tinytactician]

...you're dying?

[testgasm]

I'd imagine so, yes, what with the--with the headaches, and the bleeding.

[tinytactician]

I-I have the headache but...you're bleeding? Have you been to see a doctor?

[lostkings]

So that was you, huh?

[ that tone means PETER IS NOT AND NEVER WAS SURPRISED. ]

[testgasm]

What's that supposed to mean?

[lostkings]

Nothing. Just can't say i'm all that surprised.

[andblockbuster]

Lucky. I got mouth slugs and alien parasites and some things that were just really depressing. Bill Murray would've been great after that.

[testgasm]

I don't know who he is!

[andblockbuster]

[IT WAS WASTED ON YOU.]

But you have to admit, it still beats vomiting slug memories.