ataraxion | ( 08 ) voice ✵ tell me what is it i should do when i'm swimming in the liquor only half way through

[ faith has exactly one concern in all this bullshit: empathy is not so much her gig. ]

So, seems like everybody's all about sharing and caring. And that's cool, whatever gets you off. Play Missed Connections on the Love Boat from hell all night long— have a blast, I don't give a shit.

But just in case anybody else gets any bright ideas about 'maybe we should talk about it'— [ gdi topher— ] maybe nothing, get me? You think you picked my brain, sucks to be you but don't blame me, I didn't sign up for this crap and I don't wanna know about it. I got zero desire to talk about whatever anybody thinks they saw, end of story.

[ because not-terribly-blissful ignorance is better than pity!!! or something. she's emotionally healthy. ]

And just so everybody clear, I'm talking the kind of leave me out of it I'll throw some muscle behind backing up. Keep it zipped and to yourself or I'll break it off, it's nothing I wanna look at.

[ and with the snick of a lighter and a mumbled curse then a long inhale, she's out. ]

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You seemed like such an open book, too.

[ sarcasm, thy name is tony stark. tony stark who, out of all of his links, might actually decide this is the most fucked up one.

and that is saying something. ]

You think too much, dude. Seriously, how the hell do you get shit done?

[ guess who's sharing your buzz tony

and hasn't actually been trashed in a long-ass time this is kinda cool. ]

What are the odds I could get you to go grab another bottle?

Says the walking and talking Boston Energizer bunny. How do you sit still? Even I can do it better than you.

[ he hasn't been able to stop moving, christ, welding shit is hard when your leg is jittery as hell.

also enjoy it why it lasts. wagons are for losers, txt it. ]

And not die of alcohol poisoning?

I don't, man. Working out's where it's at.

[ welcome to her life now go on six jogs okay

fuckin' slayer metabolisms. ]

You're not there yet, don't be a wuss.

[ ie: get her more drunk, stark, and do it stat. ]

I want to do something other than living running around and around any around.

[ said in the tone of that is really boring. ]

Fuck you, you I have to live in this thing after you get done getting off on the buzz.

[ guys. this is public? ]

Yeah, you like sitting on your ass like a nerd.

[ she knows you saved the world tony

but you don't jog, so you're a pussy. ]

Like I can't tell you're jonesing. I bet you were gonna go get one in a minute, anyway.

Proper term is geek. And they both don't get drunk. Jogging is the most boring exercise.

[ he's js.

pussy or not. ]

You're one, cheating and two, might have been. Now I kind of just don't want to.

[ you can't make him!!! ]

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So run instead. Nerd.

[ yes that's BETTER ]

Oh, yeah? [ give her a second, tony, she's gonna use her awesome super strength you don't have to punch herself really hard in the arm. ] How 'bout now?

[ ow that actually hurt, oops. ]

Both are boring. And the only difference is speed.

[ yeah fuck you, faith he's a badass nerd. who is maybe more mature than you holy shit ow. ]

Keep up with Gods of thunder, that's nothing. [ yeah no, the pinched sound gives you away, tony. ] Have to do better than that, Lehane.

Which is why if you take off that suit, I could take you out easy.

[ hah hah you ain't seen nothing yet ]

Better, huh? I got better.

[ punching your own boob: painful.

teaching a guy what a titpunch feels like: priceless. ]

And if I'm fighting you, I'm not stupid enough to take it off. I can throw a mean punch to normal people.

[ jokes on you faith.

sweet benefits to having bad shit in your chest? you kind of get weirdly used to pain in the chest. ]

Did you just punch yourself in the boob? [ like that just feels weird and a little painful but weird. ] Hunk of metal in the chest. Try again.

Bet I could take you out, anyway.

[ oh my god this is the most disappointing. ]

Okay, you wanna play it like that? [ try four punches right to her inner thigh and okay fuck without slayer extras she'd be limping tomorrow, maybe that was a little much. ]

Hey— before the bleeding part starts, where are you?

You can try. I'm sturdier than I look.

[ :') basically. though christ, ow. ]

Depending on what you saw from me, you know that's not even something that hurts. [ god no he's gonna be limping. ouch. ]

A place. [ mature. ]

Swear to god I will punch myself where you'll feel it in your dick, Stark, don't push it.

[ punching yourself in the vaj is the act of a sane and mature adult oh yes. ]

No, freaking really?

Balls.

[ because correcting her and telling her to basically do it is also the act of a mature adult. ]

Oh, I'm sorry did you want an actual answer?

[ yeah, she's doing it. ]

Fuck, oh goddamn it.

[ regrettable life choices: that. ]

I really hope you felt that, because over here it stings like a bitch. [ this is how you bond apparently. ] You wanna bleed and pass out? 'Cos I can go crash on somebody's couch, let them take care of it.

[ godric she means godric lbr ]

[ this escalated quickly and he has made a horrible mistake. ]

You didn't have to do it.

[ god why did you. ]

I'm maybe getting that drink now. [ because it's been in front of him this entire time. way to go tony. ] So can I.

[ tony, you know that one, doing that to a sixteen/seventeen year old girl is not healthy or good and two, jenna would kick your ass. a+ for effort on the lie though. ] I'm heading to my room. Technically.

[ because you don't get to see all my shiny toys. ]

You pretty much dared me.

[ that totally explains it all. ]

Dude, just gimme a place to be and let's get this over with so I can get on with my day. I got shit to do.

[ no she doesn't and it's night. ish. ]

Didn't say the word.

[ he's js. ]

Five. First floor. And what are you going to do? Run some more?

Meant it.

[ she's js. ]

Maybe. [ so, yes. ]

I'd say not in my head, but you kind of are.

[ children please. ]

Could do something better. [ something more entertaining. ]

...'m listening.

[ if this involves finding out what getting her dick sucked feels like

faith could be down ]

Payback for the vagina punching. Get your ass down here and I'll tell you.

[ it totally does involve that.

but somewhere robb is in the shadows watching and going but lady pepper. ]

Yeah, all right. Be there in twenty.

[ is that what getting a semi feels like

because she's up for this now if so. ]

Holding you to that, Lehane.

[ y e p.

enjoy that shit.

and we're done. hi ilu. ]

( 08 ) voice ✵ tell me what is it i should do when i'm swimming in the liquor only half way through

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