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[in_the_blood]

You know what? This is really silly.

And I'm really sick and tired of all this hiding and lying to people; I'm not even that good at it. And for what? On the off chance that, out of all the people dragged here from all over the multiverse from different planets and points in time, one of them is going to be a religious nutjob with the intent to kill me?

No. You know what? I'm more powerful that some guy who believe's he's doing "God's work" by killing innocent teenagers. I don't need to live in fear of-- of someone finding out, of all these memory shenanigans, of... bigots.

Peeps of the Tranquility:

My name is Cassie Blake, and I'm a witch. A full-blooded, hundred-percent witch. [The corner of her mouth tweaks upwards, like she finds something about that sentence funny.]

I like to think I'm a pretty peaceful person, you know? I don't like fighting. But if there's anyone here who has a problem with my evil witchiness, well, you can find me on level 20, room 5. Bring it.

Otherwise, peace out.

Comments

[jurisimpudent]

[UM.]

Ma'am, I don't think that - discussion of hormones at all - is necessary. Or - relevant. Let us simply leave it at - better control is always a virtue.

[in_the_blood]

... I was being sarcastic. But I'm glad you think so.

[jurisimpudent]

Well, that's - Your sense of sarcasm is very odd, you know.

[in_the_blood]

Don't you know? Any time a woman is angry, it must be because she's PMSing.

[jurisimpudent]

I...don't...think...that's...scientifically accurate.

[UHHHHHHH.]

[in_the_blood]

No, it's definitely not.

Doesn't stop a large percentage of the male population from toting it about, though.

[jurisimpudent]

[He clears his throat, then says, hoping dearly he's not going to regret this:]

Forgive me, but I'm not precisely familiar with this phenomenon of "PMS" per se. What is it exactly that the male population...totes?

[in_the_blood]

... Did you just ask me what PMS is?

forgive him he's homeschooled

[jurisimpudent]

After a fashion.

laughing so hard im crying

[in_the_blood]

Oh boy.

You know women get periods, right?

1/2

[jurisimpudent]

Wh -

[jurisimpudent]

All right let's not talk about this anymore.

[in_the_blood]

..................................................................

Soooo... do you ever plan on having a girlfriend, or are you gay?

[jurisimpudent]

Wha...I'm not - that's - n...I d...You know that you're speaking with an officer of security, don't you!

[in_the_blood]

It was a bit hard to miss.

I'm not sure what that has to do with our current conversation, however.

If you ever want to date a girl, you should probably man up and accept the fact that girls have periods and also that it's a perfectly natural thing. If not... well, I guess you're fine.

[jurisimpudent]

That - What that has to do with our current conversation is - Would you ever say something like that to a police officer?

[in_the_blood]

I would if he reacted as you did.

[jurisimpudent]

Well, th...That's...Tha...H...You - You really shouldn't!

[in_the_blood]

Oh? Why's that?

[jurisimpudent]

Because - because it is - surpassingly rude, and it's...It's a personal question. It is very inappropriate to ask personal questions in a professional context.

not here.

[ex_question191]

[ you're so perfect, cassie blake. ]

[in_the_blood]

[Yeah, I know.]