[Text - anon]

[ghostthatlingers]

[Strange memories from a fellow AI have sparked her curiosity. She's hoping someone on board can give her some leads, but after what she saw and the potential backlash such a request could have, she's opting for anonymity.]

Does anyone have a record of the AIs that are on board? I want to find out more about them and possibly get in contact with some.

Comments

[testgasm]

well there's me

obviously

and tex and juliana and delta and there was one guy epislon we talked about football and artoo and arfour and AM but nobody likes him he's a twat

we've lost a few lately

it's possible there are some new ones around but they might be staying quiet

probably smart

text - perma-anon

[ghostthatlingers]

Do you know anything about them besides their names?

Re: text - perma-anon

[testgasm]

i mean i'm friendly with most of them they're all perfectly nice except for the aforementioned twat we all ran various systems back home

artoo and arfour got to keep their bodies delta is york's partner if you know him juliana is like

queen of some very important rocks or something you'll have to talk to her about that one she can explain it better than me

i ran a research facility myself

[ghostthatlingers]

What's wrong with the 'twat?'

[testgasm]

god where do i start

creepy and weird and full of himself and has tried on at least one occasion to pick a fight with me for the express purpose of getting me in trouble with security

didn't work obviously but SEC isn't fond of AI to begin with

if you're new i'd steer clear

[ghostthatlingers]

Why has he targeted you?

And do you know what number he is? I want to know what to keep an eye out for.

[testgasm]

no clue

not sure about his number i'd ballpark maybe fourth through sixth jump can't miss him though stupidest hair i've ever seen

he'll probably show up on this post all anonymous and creepy just watch

[ghostthatlingers]

How stupid is stupid?

[testgasm]

really stupid

like hangs down past his arse stupid how impractical is that

[ghostthatlingers]

So the only thing stupid about it is the length?

[testgasm]

it's a braid he's practically asking for someone to strangle him with it

[ghostthatlingers]

Are you the only one he messes with?

[testgasm]

probably not

he's the type that gets off on it you see

[ghostthatlingers]

I haven't seen him cause any big problems since I got on board.

[testgasm]

of course not

that would be stupid

but when he snaps and kills someone you can say i warned you all

[ghostthatlingers]

I'll make sure I'm away from him when that happens.

text. woops i threadjacked

[lordof]

i find him quite pleasant. and i think the braid is a nice touch.

[testgasm]

one day

he's going to get it caught in an elevator door and die

[lordof]

i think he would be far too prudent with it to let it get caught so easily.

[..laughing though sorry am it's an amusing thought.]

[testgasm]

see you'd think that but unfortunate accidents like getting caught in elevator doors aren't really something you expect

it's totally going to happen one day i'd put money on it if we actually used money on this ship

[lordof]

well, i hope he would expect it now.

would the lifts even operate if there were something caught in its doors?

[testgasm]

you say that like anything on this ship works the way it's supposed to

[lordof]

considering that i have never seen a lift before coming here, i should think it works the way it ought to. whatever that way should be.

[testgasm]

well the lifts here are fickle as all get out

opening and closing when you don't want em to taking you to the wrong floor that kind of thing

entirely possible for someone to die as a result of getting their meter-long braid stuck

[lordof]

[your futuristic terminology is getting lost in translation over here wheatley.]

i had not thought the lift would operate if the doors did not close completely. but even then it would surely be possible to pull one's hair free before the onset of death. assuming it is not sudden and inevitable.