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[ghostthatlingers]

[Strange memories from a fellow AI have sparked her curiosity. She's hoping someone on board can give her some leads, but after what she saw and the potential backlash such a request could have, she's opting for anonymity.]

Does anyone have a record of the AIs that are on board? I want to find out more about them and possibly get in contact with some.

Comments

[ghostthatlingers]

Why has he targeted you?

And do you know what number he is? I want to know what to keep an eye out for.

[testgasm]

no clue

not sure about his number i'd ballpark maybe fourth through sixth jump can't miss him though stupidest hair i've ever seen

he'll probably show up on this post all anonymous and creepy just watch

[ghostthatlingers]

How stupid is stupid?

[testgasm]

really stupid

like hangs down past his arse stupid how impractical is that

[ghostthatlingers]

So the only thing stupid about it is the length?

[testgasm]

it's a braid he's practically asking for someone to strangle him with it

[ghostthatlingers]

Are you the only one he messes with?

[testgasm]

probably not

he's the type that gets off on it you see

[ghostthatlingers]

I haven't seen him cause any big problems since I got on board.

[testgasm]

of course not

that would be stupid

but when he snaps and kills someone you can say i warned you all

[ghostthatlingers]

I'll make sure I'm away from him when that happens.

[testgasm]

probably smart to just start avoiding him now

[ghostthatlingers]

I've done a good job of it so far.

[testgasm]

yes well keep up the good work

why do you need to know all this anyway

text. woops i threadjacked

[lordof]

i find him quite pleasant. and i think the braid is a nice touch.

[testgasm]

one day

he's going to get it caught in an elevator door and die

[lordof]

i think he would be far too prudent with it to let it get caught so easily.

[..laughing though sorry am it's an amusing thought.]

[testgasm]

see you'd think that but unfortunate accidents like getting caught in elevator doors aren't really something you expect

it's totally going to happen one day i'd put money on it if we actually used money on this ship

[lordof]

well, i hope he would expect it now.

would the lifts even operate if there were something caught in its doors?

[testgasm]

you say that like anything on this ship works the way it's supposed to

[lordof]

considering that i have never seen a lift before coming here, i should think it works the way it ought to. whatever that way should be.

[testgasm]

well the lifts here are fickle as all get out

opening and closing when you don't want em to taking you to the wrong floor that kind of thing

entirely possible for someone to die as a result of getting their meter-long braid stuck

[lordof]

[your futuristic terminology is getting lost in translation over here wheatley.]

i had not thought the lift would operate if the doors did not close completely. but even then it would surely be possible to pull one's hair free before the onset of death. assuming it is not sudden and inevitable.

[testgasm]

you never know

might get stuck good and tight

[lordof]

i hope that we all have some sharp implement to free ourselves with, then.