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[First it’s just darkness, thick darkness, like inside a pocket or closed in a hand. Well, darkness and laughter, there’s a lot of laughter, and then the device swings around, and there’s--
Well, it’s James Potter, probably. James Potter, his head bowed a little under the set of stag antlers that have sprouted from his hair. It’s very natural-looking if you don’t know that he is usually a young antlerless wizard, and he doesn’t look very bothered. He actually seems to be the one doing a good amount of the laughing, his hands holding the base of each antler before he lifts his head back up, the tips just nearly scraping at the ceiling of the room.]
If I could get the hang of this it wouldn- [He tries to let go of the antlers, to balance under them, which only lasts for all of two seconds before his laughter throws him off-balance and he has to grab at them again to keep his head up-right.
If anyone’s paying close enough attention, they might notice a few things buzzing around in the background. They look almost like fireworks, but a closer inspection would show that they are actually miniature chinese dragons - about five of them - chasing their way around the room, setting off sparks as they go.]
Ooh, mate-- that’s a good look for you, that is, very-- dashing, noble-- you were born to be a stag--
[And Sirius turns his device around on himself, with a grin. His body modification is simple: violently pink hair, and he’s quite pleased with it, given the way he keeps reaching up to touch it, almost as if to make sure it’s really there.]
If anyone else is very bored with themselves--and you should be, you are all boring--we are happy to help with your appearance at least. Personalities, you’ll have to fix those for yourselves, good luck there, but we can at least improve your looks with-- pig’s snouts, or blue hair, if you don’t fancy pink--meant to be red, but--
[There’s a crash somewhere in the background and James’ laughter can be heard again - much louder than before, before a few whistles go off. Just your average background noise, of course.]
I mean, there’s no law that says don’t do magic under the influence of-- sleep, sleep deprivation, haha-- see, we were setting traps, Remus traps, so actually maybe don’t come up this way. Highly dangerous. [Not that he’s said just where up this way is, it could be anywhere.] Actually, I think we might have set off all of the traps ourselves--
Watch it!
[Sirius’ reflexes just happen to be perfectly timed, because right as he ducks a very large and possibly-on-fire object goes flying by his head and crashes into the wall behind him with a very loud smack. It sounds almost like what a pie would sound like, smashing up against the wall at very high speeds.]
Merlin’s-- [But the exclamation is cut off by a burst of renewed laughter from both of them, helpless and hysterical, as the device falls on the floor. This is definitely the point of the metaphorical sleepover where everyone is so tired everything becomes hilarious, and it’s amid all this chaos that the sound of a door sliding open breaks in… and Remus sighs. You don’t get the privilege of seeing him, you just get to hear his voice.]
Oh, hell.
[And the video cuts off.]
[this magic under the influence is brought to you by James & Sirius, with a very small guest appearance by Remus. expect replies and enchantments from any of the above!]
Well, it’s James Potter, probably. James Potter, his head bowed a little under the set of stag antlers that have sprouted from his hair. It’s very natural-looking if you don’t know that he is usually a young antlerless wizard, and he doesn’t look very bothered. He actually seems to be the one doing a good amount of the laughing, his hands holding the base of each antler before he lifts his head back up, the tips just nearly scraping at the ceiling of the room.]
If I could get the hang of this it wouldn- [He tries to let go of the antlers, to balance under them, which only lasts for all of two seconds before his laughter throws him off-balance and he has to grab at them again to keep his head up-right.
If anyone’s paying close enough attention, they might notice a few things buzzing around in the background. They look almost like fireworks, but a closer inspection would show that they are actually miniature chinese dragons - about five of them - chasing their way around the room, setting off sparks as they go.]
Ooh, mate-- that’s a good look for you, that is, very-- dashing, noble-- you were born to be a stag--
[And Sirius turns his device around on himself, with a grin. His body modification is simple: violently pink hair, and he’s quite pleased with it, given the way he keeps reaching up to touch it, almost as if to make sure it’s really there.]
If anyone else is very bored with themselves--and you should be, you are all boring--we are happy to help with your appearance at least. Personalities, you’ll have to fix those for yourselves, good luck there, but we can at least improve your looks with-- pig’s snouts, or blue hair, if you don’t fancy pink--meant to be red, but--
[There’s a crash somewhere in the background and James’ laughter can be heard again - much louder than before, before a few whistles go off. Just your average background noise, of course.]
I mean, there’s no law that says don’t do magic under the influence of-- sleep, sleep deprivation, haha-- see, we were setting traps, Remus traps, so actually maybe don’t come up this way. Highly dangerous. [Not that he’s said just where up this way is, it could be anywhere.] Actually, I think we might have set off all of the traps ourselves--
Watch it!
[Sirius’ reflexes just happen to be perfectly timed, because right as he ducks a very large and possibly-on-fire object goes flying by his head and crashes into the wall behind him with a very loud smack. It sounds almost like what a pie would sound like, smashing up against the wall at very high speeds.]
Merlin’s-- [But the exclamation is cut off by a burst of renewed laughter from both of them, helpless and hysterical, as the device falls on the floor. This is definitely the point of the metaphorical sleepover where everyone is so tired everything becomes hilarious, and it’s amid all this chaos that the sound of a door sliding open breaks in… and Remus sighs. You don’t get the privilege of seeing him, you just get to hear his voice.]
Oh, hell.
[And the video cuts off.]
[this magic under the influence is brought to you by James & Sirius, with a very small guest appearance by Remus. expect replies and enchantments from any of the above!]

THE BATHROOMS are out of order!!!
[But of course Sirius doesn't know; that's an inherently ridiculous question. He shakes his head, dismissing it - ]
Whoever it was won't have given you a decent defense. That would be a simple case to appeal - and I would that I was there; I could initiate it for you -
THE VENDING MACHINES are out of order!!
Just-- forget it, Edgeworth. All right? Forget it. I'm sorry I even said anything about it.
THESE BOOKS are out of order!!!
[His fists are clenched; his throat is tight. There's something miserable in his tone - ]
This won't...stand. I won't permit this.
no they're just overdue
[He says it plainly, flatly--lacking in resignation or bitterness or any real emotion--but he's quick to look away from Edgeworth, a small effort at hiding his scowl.]
We don't know if we remember any of this, and we don't-- get to go for visits with each other. And you can't mess around with the future and what you know, that always ends badly.
Oh shit my late fees!!
If we can cross dimensions once, we can do it again. You won't be alone in this.
once i had so many late fees the library threatened me with a collection agency
And what if it has to happen this way.
Please tell me that's a true story
[He stares back at Sirius, just as stubborn, just as angry.]
You don't believe in fate.
it is SO true
[Savagely, he rubs his hand over his mouth, pushes his fingers through his hair--his movements tense, jittery.]
I don't know. Merlin, I don't know, all right? I want to save James. I don't want him-- gone. But all I know is what happens--and if something cocks it up, we could be stuck with a problem far worse than-- than me, in prison--
Hunted by librarians...
So you'd end up in prison for the sake of the space-time continuum? Noble enough, but absurd. Besides which, this is all almost certainly just multiple dimensions.
well i did pay them eventually but yes #mylife
[He nearly spits that out.]
I'm not risking everything for almost certainly. We don't know how any of this works.
#thuglife
[He asks that incredulously.]
Is that what you're saying?
u know it
[He knows what that means. You're being a coward, Sirius Black. He knows, and he isn't, it's different--he can't put it to words, especially not now, because anger blooms up in him, hot and fierce and consuming.]
Shut up. You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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No? Then inform me of what it is I don't understand. Please.
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[He spits it out at him, his hands clenched in fists at his sides.]
It's James' life, I'm not-- fucking around with that. And that's not cowardly. He dies, maybe, he gets killed--but he could be killed in some worse way. He could live a few more years and die anyways. I don't care, about me, about-- Azkaban, about Peter, any of it, what I care about is James, not dying, because I can't--
[He cuts off, his breath hissing between his teeth in a sharp exhale. One hand goes to his hair, shoving through it--]
He has to live. That's what I care about. That's what I want to work out, I don't want to waste time with-- with trials and barristers and laws, I want James. D'you get that?
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I'm sorry.
[He says that quietly. At the same time, though, he still can't help thinking - about how maybe he could save his friend.]
You're right. That's more important. I am sorry.
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I can't lose him.
[The misery when he says that is suppressed, nearly. His voice is tight and taut, like a coiled spring, and there's just a hint, there, at the bottom, and maybe in the way that he holds his head--his chin raised, a little.]
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Perhaps you won't.
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Yeah. S'ppose I might not. I mean, we're here in space, yeah? That puts it off.
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[He gives a little shrug.]
Do we have any reason to trust Mr. Potter's word? And even if he is trustworthy, we cannot, indeed, know that his future is yours.
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[Bleakly, he grinds his heel against the floor, staring at his boot rather than anything else. He feels stupid, now, clumsy and hot behind his eyes.]
He's James' kid. He wouldn't lie. And even if it's not-- it might be, what happens. We don't know either way. I just have to be ready.
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How is...James taking it?
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Better than me, actually. Of course. He's James.
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[That means little enough to Edgeworth. He certainly doesn't dislike James, but he's had a grand total of perhaps three conversations with the fellow; all he knows of his character is Sirius' unwavering respect and loyalty for him. Which is not, of course, inconsequential, but it makes Sirius' statement here inherently impossible to judge.]
Well. I suppose that on some levels, it is easier to...know that one perishes than to know that one goes through all of...that.
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D'you really think so, or are you just saying that.
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[He shakes his head, frowning slightly.]
It's hardly as though that's something to make you feel better. I'm simply pointing out why coping might be easier for him.
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