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JAYNE COBB. ([personal profile] bribed) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-09-14 12:44 am

003 | video | gunpowder & lead

All right, here's the thing.

[ "Here" is punctuated by one Jayne Cobb leaning forward and poking at the camera lens. ]

Lots of you are terrible shots. Since Wes is gone [ grumpy bastard; Jayne liked him anyway and will pour one out -- or drink it -- for him later ] that means no one's probably goin' around pointin' out that the gunnery crew'll teach ya how to be better shots or else make sure you stop touchin' weaponry 'cause we don't want to get shot in the ass.

Anyway. You want to learn to shoot an' take care of your gun, you let us know. That's me an' Ric an' Natasha an' Wichita. I got a few people who've asked me already, so I figured I'd extend the invitation out. Some of us can probably help ya with other weaponry, if ya ask nice. If one of them don't want to teach it... I don't know. Hit 'em until they say yes or until they knock y'out, whichever comes first.

[ And this is why no one should let Jayne anywhere near his communicator. ]
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video »

[personal profile] steeled 2013-09-14 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ so jax is going to be all over this.

great. ]


Do you take anyone?

[ please say no. ]
mindtricks: (Default)

video i guess

[personal profile] mindtricks 2013-09-14 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I already know how to handle a gun.

[ a beat. she has been thinking about this ] You're down to four people?
mindtricks: (⚖ o r p h a n)

it's a good face you're welcome

[personal profile] mindtricks 2013-09-14 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I am. With most types of guns or rifles.

[ it's not arrogance, it's just certainty. she hasn't all but grown up in the hall of justice and been trained for years without learning a thing or two. ]

What kind of spaceship?
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[personal profile] steeled 2013-09-14 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
God, no. No, not me.

[ because this one time she shot a guy and then she and jax fucked near the corpse GADGET WATCH THE DAMN SHOW and that would be awk

plus she just straight-up murdered her first person all by her onesies so you know

feels.

and then, lamely: ]
I'm just... curious.
mindtricks: (⚖ u p w a r d s)

all is well in the world then

[personal profile] mindtricks 2013-09-14 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
I would show you the functions of my primary weapon, but the ship's hull might not withstand all of them.

[ still not bragging, just facts. still hot, jayne? she's not trying to be. ]

Sir, so you've spent much time in space?
steeled: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (are you going to charge me.)

video » i am not sorry

[personal profile] steeled 2013-09-14 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ but js ]

...I'm sorry?

[ jayne this one's scary, careful. ]
steeled: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (you're going to tell me.)

video » I WILL TAG WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND HELP COLLAPSE IT OOPS

[personal profile] steeled 2013-09-14 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I know how to take care of myself, but I'm not-- I'm a doctor. That's what I do, guns are just... self-protection.

[ but seriously tho that ass ]
mindtricks: (⚖ c e l l)

that is precisely what i mean

[personal profile] mindtricks 2013-09-14 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ huh? please elaborate on that. ]

There's no space travel where and when I am from.
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[personal profile] unparental 2013-09-14 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
So you work with Ric.

[ chinhands. ]
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video » sobbing a little

[personal profile] steeled 2013-09-14 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need your help learning how to defend myself. I don't need a man to take care of my shit.

[ rippin' off canon a little, yolo. ]

I know how to shoot.
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[personal profile] unparental 2013-09-14 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
So I'll take a wild guess-- you'd be Jayne?
mindtricks: (⚖ b l a n k)

nothing is ever okay i mean

[personal profile] mindtricks 2013-09-14 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Meta City One, on Earth.

[ "all used up", that sounds startlingly familiar. resources are scarce. ]

And now we're here.
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video » i genuinely am a little sorry

[personal profile] steeled 2013-09-14 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
I know that. I've seen it.

[ she just got like double kidnapped

and she's knocked up in space so that's fun ]

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