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[virtuoso]

[ sherlock's in space. he's more or less come to terms with that, because the facts don't lie, and the facts say space - or at least a working model. he could ask targeted questions about the informational posts and the major players. he probably should, though he's fairly sure he won't get much more than what he's already gotten by reading other people's conversations.

the priority, currently, is the ridiculous reactions people keep having to his name. ]

2 Qs. 1: Have U heard of SHERLOCK HOLMES. If Y, which 1.

[ he's aware of a few. the question is admittedly petty and self-indulgent (and possibly stupid), but it beats working blind. ]

& 2: NE1 have HANDCUFFS? NTHG 2 trade, CHRITBLE DNTN.

[ unrelated to the first question, obviously. that's it for a few seconds, then: ]

Also ROPE. 200lbs/SWL 10, 5 @ push.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

1. Yes. I read the books when I was a child.
2. I can conjure you some rope. I have no idea what SWL means, but if you'd text like an adult perhaps I could help you further.

video because fucking text

[jilt]

Are you attempting to type something?

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[virtuoso]

1. How many books?
2. SWL=Safe Working Load. Safety factor ratio, SWL 5=5:1=1/5 of MBL. ITC, SWL 5/200lbs=1000MBL, etc.

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[virtuoso]

MBL=Minimum Breaking Load.

Conjure?

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[grayleader]

why can't you type like everyone else?

video; wow get with the 21st century girl

[virtuoso]

Attempting and succeeding. You're the one who's making the attempt, apparently— at reading. Or not.

[ you wanna fight about it. still, he switched to video, so that might be considered polite. ]

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[theshabbiestofmen]

1. Several. I think about fifteen.
2. You'll have to guide me through that math in person.
3. I'm a wizard.

[invisibilitea]

Hello, Mr Holmes!

Are you asking for law enforcement reasons?

no never get off her lawn

[jilt]

Succeeding is a rather bold claim. I fear your spelling leaves much to be desired.

[ what is text speak how does it work blah blah ]

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[virtuoso]

B/c same is boring. Shorthand=evolution of the English language.

[ come on doesn't it all look like this in the future!! of course it does. ]

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[virtuoso]

[ well if you aren't going to fuss about the text, he's sticking with it. ]

EXPM.

[virtuoso]

& H2U2, Ms. Sawyer.

[invisibilitea]

Ex...pm....

I do realize you're British but I'm rather sure I would have remembered someone with your name as prime minister.

I hope you're settling in well enough.

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[virtuoso]

[ wow gross the whole point of text is that it's impersonal, please cater to his hermit lifestyle remus. ]

1. Any good?
2. Simple math. 5 means SWL is 1/5 of MBL. 10 means SWL is 1/10 of MBL.
3. Magician?

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[became]

1. Would you consider Scruff McGruff a subset of one?

2. Would you characterize your objection to typing like someone who doesn't watch MTV as moral or political?

[ when in doubt be an asshat instead of give a straight answer. ]

[virtuoso]

Abbreviations. Much to be interpreted, perhaps, but they're very easy to learn.

[ let him show you the world, shining, shimmering, spleeeendid. no seriously let him teach you how to text, you've been here for like a decade. ]

[virtuoso]

[ he likes you annie. ]

Experiments.

Well enough. TY. U'D think TXTing WUD B more popular in the future.

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[virtuoso]

1. ??
2. Personal.

[ how about some straight and very blunt answers in exchange for those total non-answers. ]

[invisibilitea]

[Everyone loves Annie it is a rule]

I don't text much, I don't have a phone, back home, so I'm afraid you'll have to deal with voice, although I could say xo at the end of every message, if you like.

What type? Of experiments?

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[mathematically]

The one that looked like a foot and had, I think like two of him around at one time? One was from some sex island or something. I never actually talked to them. But. I know the name.

Why the rope if you're asking for handcuffs?

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[became]

Then no and noted.

Are you planning on destroying the handcuffs?

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[virtuoso]

[ sorry he's gonna let you finish or get back to your question or whatever but ]

Sex island?

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[puppydogeyes]

Why do you need handcuffs?

[jilt]

Or perhaps you could indulge me as any gentleman would, and simply speak aloud your requests.

[ she uses her comm what more do you want ]

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[virtuoso]

Potentially.

Can not, if U'D prefer.

[ and because now he's curious: ]

Scruff McGruff=Dog & detective?