006 | text | fire is bad: a psa

[chromosomes]

This is just a reminder that fire in an enclosed area like a spaceship is bad and eats up all the oxygen. Luckily the past two were put out quickly. Use caution and don't set any yourself on purpose. If there are any more large ones or anything you can't put out quickly by yourself, let Security know.

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[supfirehawk]

Was this necessary?

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[chromosomes]

Apparently.

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[supfirehawk]

Where was there a fire?

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[toomuchtenacity]

Shouldn't people know that?

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[chromosomes]

You'd think so, but apparently not.

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[toomuchtenacity]

Are there people going around setting things on fire here?

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[eradicant]

[THIS TEXT TOOK AGES TO WRITE OKAY people had better be impressed]

maybe you should add a fire safety lecture to all the bullshit you guys throw at us when we get dragged here

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[chromosomes]

[ no one is impressed, hansel ]

If you like not knowing what's going on, that's your business.

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[eradicant]

[now that's just mean]

i never said that
just that the lecture sounds like the kind of shit some people need to hear twice

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[acapriciousthing]

It's really not a pleasant way to die.

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[chromosomes]

Fire or suffocating?

Not that it matters, I guess, I don't think either are pleasant.

[briefly]

I wish I could have done something to help. It really is one of the last things we need up here.

[chromosomes]

You could join up with Security, get alerted when something's going down so you can help.

[makedo]

Babysitting, sir?

[ because that's precisely what this psa is, isn't it? ]

[chromosomes]

Someone's gotta do it.

[ insert joke about spanking here ]

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[gothchicklit]

You really think this is going to keep any more fires from happening? People are fucking morons and they're going to do whatever they want, even if it's wrong.

[ Bitter much, October? ]

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[chromosomes]

No, but maybe if there's someone naive out there who thought about it, they'll stop and listen.

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[handelaar]

Yeah.

[Nederland that's not actually. A conversation. Like at all. Not even a conversation starter, what are you doing here.

Apparently he remembers, because after way too many seconds of silence he speaks again.]

Good thing t'know.

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[chromosomes]

We'll see if it sticks.

[ Go team socially awkward. ]

How're the gardens looking after all that?

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[stacked]

...dude. 'Fire is bad', really?

[ she's not laughing with you reaper, she's laughing at you. ]

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[chromosomes]

Simple words seem to work best around here.

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[adlered]

I feel like you deserve points for effort.

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[chromosomes]

Might as well shout myself hoarse at them, somedays.

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[hypospray]

Optimistic.

[ bones is judging you bro. ]

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[chromosomes]

Not even remotely.