Spike (
allbloodyhail) wrote in
ataraxion2013-07-27 10:37 pm
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video, the first } gordon ramsay eat your heart out
[Spike puts his booted feet up on the table in the lounge, puffing idly on a cigarette. He kinda didn't care about the recirculated air thing given that he didn't actually need to breathe. Instead he's just going to get right to it, leaning over the feed.]
Can't believe what the kitchen here calls 'hot wings.' More like spicy mystery meat, if you ask me. Which you didn't, but I'm telling you anyway. Because there's not one bloody thing else to do up here. Can only walk round in circles so many times before you start getting dizzy. Not that I've done that...
[Instead he's been riding the elevators up and down for the better part of four hours.]
Say, anyone know how to play cribbage? I'd settle for a rollicking game of Operation, at this rate.
[He's away from the screen just a moment, coming back up without his cigarette.]
I know. Charades. Yeah? [He stands up and sets the device far enough away to catch his expression. First word. A person. He flaps his arms like wings then rearranges his brow to hang over his eyes. See what he's doing here... No, probably not. He puts his hands together like prayer and draws a halo over his head with smoke from his cigarette (that he quickly puts down again, off screen).
There's a pause, and then Spike rolls his eyes. He got bored of his own boredom-curing movement.] You know the guy. He's not really on security, is he?
[The video ends with a slightly melodic laugh and a hoo sound. As in, hoo boy, that's a knee-slapper.
You're welcome, Ataraxion.]
Can't believe what the kitchen here calls 'hot wings.' More like spicy mystery meat, if you ask me. Which you didn't, but I'm telling you anyway. Because there's not one bloody thing else to do up here. Can only walk round in circles so many times before you start getting dizzy. Not that I've done that...
[Instead he's been riding the elevators up and down for the better part of four hours.]
Say, anyone know how to play cribbage? I'd settle for a rollicking game of Operation, at this rate.
[He's away from the screen just a moment, coming back up without his cigarette.]
I know. Charades. Yeah? [He stands up and sets the device far enough away to catch his expression. First word. A person. He flaps his arms like wings then rearranges his brow to hang over his eyes. See what he's doing here... No, probably not. He puts his hands together like prayer and draws a halo over his head with smoke from his cigarette (that he quickly puts down again, off screen).
There's a pause, and then Spike rolls his eyes. He got bored of his own boredom-curing movement.] You know the guy. He's not really on security, is he?
[The video ends with a slightly melodic laugh and a hoo sound. As in, hoo boy, that's a knee-slapper.
You're welcome, Ataraxion.]

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[ being from the past is hard yo ]
is this video? we just don't know
it's video ALL THE BETTER TO SEE YOUR NOSE RUDOLPH
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LMFAO HOOHA ca i love you.
LMAO EPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I LAUGHED
I FUCKING LOVE IT
<3
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[ so that's hilariously fun ]
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Yeah? Sounds like a regular party. [That I'm not invited to D8]
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[Don't mind her trolling. She's not in a good place right now.]
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That is 'charades'? What is the aim of this activity?
[Aside from looking crazy, 'cause you've got that already.]
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[ Spike, meet Faith's roommate. Hi. ]
If you touch them we'll skin you.
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[w o w .]
Could spend your time in space trying t' get better taste in games, or you could keep sucking at charades. Either way.
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[ so deadpan it's not even ironic. because it's not... ironic. ]
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What a bloody loser, am I right?
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all video all the time
yes good
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Might want to stick with cribbage.
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You would know how to play. Come on, I'll even go easy on you for a round.
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handwave!!!