video, the first } gordon ramsay eat your heart out

[allbloodyhail]

[Spike puts his booted feet up on the table in the lounge, puffing idly on a cigarette. He kinda didn't care about the recirculated air thing given that he didn't actually need to breathe. Instead he's just going to get right to it, leaning over the feed.]

Can't believe what the kitchen here calls 'hot wings.' More like spicy mystery meat, if you ask me. Which you didn't, but I'm telling you anyway. Because there's not one bloody thing else to do up here. Can only walk round in circles so many times before you start getting dizzy. Not that I've done that...

[Instead he's been riding the elevators up and down for the better part of four hours.]

Say, anyone know how to play cribbage? I'd settle for a rollicking game of Operation, at this rate.

[He's away from the screen just a moment, coming back up without his cigarette.]

I know. Charades. Yeah? [He stands up and sets the device far enough away to catch his expression. First word. A person. He flaps his arms like wings then rearranges his brow to hang over his eyes. See what he's doing here... No, probably not. He puts his hands together like prayer and draws a halo over his head with smoke from his cigarette (that he quickly puts down again, off screen).

There's a pause, and then Spike rolls his eyes. He got bored of his own boredom-curing movement.] You know the guy. He's not really on security, is he?

[The video ends with a slightly melodic laugh and a hoo sound. As in, hoo boy, that's a knee-slapper.

You're welcome, Ataraxion.]

Comments

[stacked]

Yeah, but it's not like my girl Jaye's just giving them out.

[ crazy chicken lady would be the roommate. ]

[allbloodyhail]

Your girl... She's the one you're staying with, then?

[stacked]

She went all weird and asked me, wasn't gonna say no by then.

[ asking for companionship is weird, life lessons with faith. ]

[allbloodyhail]

Right, right. You mentioned it before, that's all.

But she said -- Jaye said -- she brought eggs down to the kitchens.

[ spike absorbs more than people think!! ]

[stacked]

Yeah, but unless you wanna wait by the fridge to snake one right away, that shit never lasts. People stake it out, it's a trip.

[allbloodyhail]

Makes sense, place like this... Still, you. With a roommate. [ talk about a trip ]

[stacked]

She's cool, it's-- I dunno. She sleeps as animals a lot, doesn't suck.

[allbloodyhail]

Is that... exactly what it sounds like?

[stacked]

She's a shifter, yeah. Just saying, now I can say I fought a tiger.

[ coolest moment of her life lbr ]

[allbloodyhail]

Yeah? So, she can be any animal? Whenever she wants?

[ none of this didn't add up to COOL for him either, don't worry. ]

[stacked]

Seems like, yeah.

[ coolest shit in the world faith isn't gonna lie ]