one. videyo. luking for gud biscut.

[idkmybffchurch]

[ Caboose is extremely frustrated by the time the feed comes on; A large pout spread across his face. ]

Someone please tell me where to find a biscuit. [ That sounded much more like a demand than a request. That also wasn't a very polite way to introduce himself to the network either. Miraculously, he realized that all by himself. So let's try that again with a disturbingly sincere change in attitude. ]



My name is Caboose! And I am looking for a biscuit. You know. The toasty kind. With gooey jelly. And then you try to make a second one, but it never comes out like the one you made right before it and then you get kind of sad. You make more and you feel worse each time... That kind!

If anyone knows where to find some biscuits, please leave a message after the beep telling me where they are. Thank you! Beep!

[ That didn't work. It didn't stop. He doesn't notice. ]

Comments

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[ghostthatlingers]

[Let's see if he can even read. It's something Tex has always wondered and this seems like a good time to find out.]

Where have you already looked for one?

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[idkmybffchurch]

[ Excuse you. He is an adequate reader. Writing though... ]

i hav luked in thu cupbords but ther is no biscuts

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[ghostthatlingers]

[Biscuits can wait. There are more pressing questions.]

Who taught you to spell?

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[idkmybffchurch]

me i think .am i doing it badly

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[ghostthatlingers]

Yeah, you are.

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[willpunchfaces]

[Francis is just :| seriously Caboose?]

You're joking, right?

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[idkmybffchurch]

[ He didn't know he made a joke. Wait. Why aren't you laughing? Was it a bad joke? Now he's just confused. ]

...maybe. [ Default answer. ]

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[willpunchfaces]

[he almost facepalms. almost]

There are way more important things to worry about than biscuits, dude.

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[idkmybffchurch]

[ You might as well. ]

Like blueberry muffins...

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[willpunchfaces]

...no. Like murderous space ship with killer rats and giant manticores that rip people apart.

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[testgasm]

[oh my god this is it

wheatley has found him at last

someone dumber than him]

You might have to, ah. Make some, with the ingredients in the kitchen pantry. If you know how to do that.

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[idkmybffchurch]

[ the stars have aligned

the universe has blessed you, small bot ]

Baking!! I love to bake! [ Shouting! then whispering. ] Muffins are my favorite things to bake.

Do you like muffins? I can make us some muffins and some biscuits!

Re: voice

[testgasm]

Do you? Well, that's-- [not entirely convincing] --great. Good for you, having a hobby.

Uh, I've had cupcakes, those are--are sort of like muffins. A little overly sweet, if you ask me. Wasn't entirely fond. Of them.

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[idkmybffchurch]

Cupcakes? Those are also my favorite! [ Don't mind him while he now craves cupcakes like a small child with a sugar addiction. ]

You should tell me where I can find the pantry so that I can make cupcakes and muffins and biscuits for us! They will be delicious.

[testgasm]

You've got...a lot of favorites, seems like.

Pantries are in the kitchens, which are on every passenger deck. Should be baking ingredients in there.

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[herocomplex]

Woah bro, I'm glad somebodys got their priorities straight ive been CRAVING something breakfasty since i got back here HAHAAA.

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[idkmybffchurch]

i luv biscuts and pankaks do u hav any biscuts or pankaks to shair

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[herocomplex]

_{[ America completes understands your writing. ]}

Nope!!! Otherwise they would be all mine and probably not yours but hey if you find some let me know alright txt it to me cuz i've been crazy some of that awesome breakfast biswhack for awhile now.

Like triple stack with cool whip and bacon all over it. So fucking sexy, man.

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[idkmybffchurch]

u r not vary nice if u do not lik to shair

[idkmybffchurch]

i lik bakon to

[herocomplex]

Sharing a thing like biscuits is such a canadian thing to do why would i even do that.
So yeah red alert dude if you come across word of bacon we have a mission to get it ASAP you got that.

[video]

[circumitus]

Make one.

[You know, like baking -- because why not. Baking is a thing, right?]

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[cobaltblue]

[just... give him a moment.]

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[cobaltblue]

[OK moment over]

When you're done posting a message you have to hit that stop recording button. It's red.

[video]

[notthesecondworstfighter]

[Oh dear god.]

...Caboose? I didn't know you were here.

[He's just...going to stare for a minute. Questions as to how long Caboose has been here are tempting, but knowing what sorts of answers he'll get, Wash decides against them and releases a half-sigh.]

I think if you want something like a biscuit, you'd have to make it yourself. ...Or, probably the safer option, find someone willing to do it for you.