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first disease: acute cellular breakdown ℞ [ video | encrypted 100% ] ℞ backdated to yesterday
[ generally speaking, leonard mccoy would like to avoid doing this sort of thing, but it's just his regrettable luck that he's the one who comes across what pretty much looks like someone decided to take someone's organ ( organs, maybe, just because there was just the liver there doesn't exactly mean the other parts weren't incinerated ) and bits of skin from them. those signs usually point to a murderer probably in medical which ten different shades of nowhere near okay or alternatively that— something else is going wrong. either way there are two things he knows right now. one, he needs to inform security and two, even if this isn't his medbay, he's allowed to yell at his fellow medical people. because they're goddamn medical personnel and you don't do this sort of thing to people. ]
[ encrypted 100% | tyke + reaper ]
Look, not sure which one of you counts as the head of security right now, and I honestly don't care. The fact of the matter is, there's something you two need to know. Especially in the wake of Dr. Frankenstein the last jump before I got here. There was— fuck it, I'll come right out and say it. There was a goddamn blood smear, a surprisingly intact liver and a few strips of flesh in the morgue near the incinerator. I have no idea why or where it came from, but there's a reason I'm doctor not a damn detective. I imagine you'll want to investigate and that's good for you. I know I'm not gonna touch it, but I can't guarantee everyone else might. So whatever you do with this, whoever you tell to get down here, might wanna do it quick. Especially since I am about to yell at the entirety of the goddamn medical staff.
[ encrypted 100% | all medical personnel ]
[ if mccoy sounds and looks annoyed when he talks, it's because he is. and it shows in how his accent thickens with each passing word and he knows later on, he might think about how this was stupid, but it needs to be said right now, or maybe they'll get unlucky and someone will do this again. ]
Let me make this very clear, I don't care how desperate we are for people to work here. How this is not my medbay and therefore me yellin' at you is mean and uncalled for. How, as always, there's more idiots on this ship than there are medical personnel who can patch them up with ease. Which means gettin' one of you all to leave is a bad idea. But— the basic idea of being in medical is to help people. I ain't gonna mention the Hippocratic Oath since some of you might not have even had to take it, but— cuttin' someone up and takin' their goddamn liver and leavin' blood and strips of flesh for someone else to come across breaks about every damn rule of helpin' people.
[ there's a pause, where bones takes a deep breath and looks even more aggravated than he already was. ]
Now I don't know if was one of you, or if one of you let the person who did this into the medical bay, but maybe, just maybe act like a decent whatever you are, and not make me concerned that I'm working with murderers and that I'll have to watch my back while I'm trying to do my job and helpin' everyone stay alive, heal from whatever stupidity they did.
[ encrypted 100% | tyke + reaper ]
Look, not sure which one of you counts as the head of security right now, and I honestly don't care. The fact of the matter is, there's something you two need to know. Especially in the wake of Dr. Frankenstein the last jump before I got here. There was— fuck it, I'll come right out and say it. There was a goddamn blood smear, a surprisingly intact liver and a few strips of flesh in the morgue near the incinerator. I have no idea why or where it came from, but there's a reason I'm doctor not a damn detective. I imagine you'll want to investigate and that's good for you. I know I'm not gonna touch it, but I can't guarantee everyone else might. So whatever you do with this, whoever you tell to get down here, might wanna do it quick. Especially since I am about to yell at the entirety of the goddamn medical staff.
[ encrypted 100% | all medical personnel ]
[ if mccoy sounds and looks annoyed when he talks, it's because he is. and it shows in how his accent thickens with each passing word and he knows later on, he might think about how this was stupid, but it needs to be said right now, or maybe they'll get unlucky and someone will do this again. ]
Let me make this very clear, I don't care how desperate we are for people to work here. How this is not my medbay and therefore me yellin' at you is mean and uncalled for. How, as always, there's more idiots on this ship than there are medical personnel who can patch them up with ease. Which means gettin' one of you all to leave is a bad idea. But— the basic idea of being in medical is to help people. I ain't gonna mention the Hippocratic Oath since some of you might not have even had to take it, but— cuttin' someone up and takin' their goddamn liver and leavin' blood and strips of flesh for someone else to come across breaks about every damn rule of helpin' people.
[ there's a pause, where bones takes a deep breath and looks even more aggravated than he already was. ]
Now I don't know if was one of you, or if one of you let the person who did this into the medical bay, but maybe, just maybe act like a decent whatever you are, and not make me concerned that I'm working with murderers and that I'll have to watch my back while I'm trying to do my job and helpin' everyone stay alive, heal from whatever stupidity they did.
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Because that's real healthy. Wouldn't even be asking them to broadcast it to the ship. Just medical so we know and can keep everyone safe and healthy.
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Hey, I came out to medical right away-- I agree. But the idea of being open kind of skips... most creature of the nights types, ever.
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They'd rather just stick to the shadows. And you're the vampire who doesn't mind walking in the sun.
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...actually, yes.
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...See, when you and Reaper do that, it's awkward. Makes me feel uncomfortable. [ a beat. ] Literally?
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You're going to hate this even more, so hold onto something. [ wait for it. ] My engagement ring is-- magic, I guess. A witch... or the ship in this case, I guess, made it so I can stand sunlight as I have it on.
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Because that makes so much sense. [ the sarcasm in the sentence, it burns. ]
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[ wait until you find out she's dead
but has a pulse???
and heartbeat???
julie plec what??? ]
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I— you're a damn story to me.
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[ she had to, shut up. ]
If it makes you feel any better, I only found out vampires were real right before I became one.
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[ the annoyance he feels about that thickens his accent for a minute before he clears his throat. ]
...At least that one makes sense. Had to know they were real to end up becoming one.
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[ hot accent tho she's js. ]
I could do the creepy face if you want a concrete weirdness to picture.
[ "the creepy face"
jenna's idea of pr is weird ]
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[ he knows. it's a problem. he hates it. ]
Why not, make my day the weirdest one I've had in a long while just for kicks. Might as well get my shocks all done in one day.
[ ...
and he thought his was bad. ]
voice » private locked 1/3
[ don't talk to me ally i have a shipping it problem ]
All right, hang on.
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voice » private locked aaaaaand done
voice » ( 1.2 )
ps i'm not sorry for that prompt.
and just...narrowing the eyes a little at the face. ]
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I've seen odder natural faces. Pleasure of working with aliens.
voice » private locked hdu man HDU
[ just going to bat her eyelashes innocently a little after ]
voice » private locked LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.
[ a beat. ]
Just stating a fact.
voice » private locked W R IN A FITE OKAY
[ lawyered ]
voice » private locked BUT I DON'T WANNA FITE WITH YOU
[ fuck your lawyers. ]
voice » private locked okay i changed my mind ilu
[ accept it, bones. ]
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[ please, you're like a piece of cake compared to his ex. ]
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[ so he thinks
no she is nicer lbr ]
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