( 14 ) visual ♧ the blackbird sighs and the willow weeps i will pen my lines i will bury them deep

[became]

[ neal takes a long time to prepare for this broadcast, even more than his usual. he's in the devore ( largely relegated to 'look, don't wear' by now ) for extra confidence. the usual fedora is off, though, the better to expose his new scar. there's an almost mocking edge to his charm, an aggressive tilt to his smile because the best way to handle your issues is pretend they're nonexistent.

he takes a moment to fuss with the cuffs before speaking, just to torment certain people ( cambridge ) more. ]

I know the representative from the great state of Montana already made his monthly PSA, but I thought I'd follow his good example for once and add my two cents.

[ his smile drops, eyes finally matching his mouth in full. ]

I wouldn't edge out of civilized territory if you like the idea of leaving the ship ever again, because the best option out in the wilds is agreeing to extend your stay as long as you're wanted. That's the shining light in the distance, and it comes at cost.

[ giving that a bit of a weighted pause, neal raises a hand as if to brush away the truly pretentious bullshit he just laid down and in an instant his smile is back, bright as if it never left. ]

Now that I've done my civic duty, I also wanted to mention I have a still and a reputation for being a deeply superficial person when it comes to my taste in aesthetics.

[ to wit: 'i make good shit'. the warhol shout out's for you, josh. ]

I'm in the market for... just about anything, really. Stories seem to be the currency of the day-- [ sup, madge-- ] So try one of those, if you want. The worst thing I can say is 'try the bar, their alcohol is free'.

[ his smile falters a little at the mention of the bar, but it's quick enough to go unnoticed. ]

I'd slip in a warning about the Kardashian menace, but reliable authorities tell me it's not as funny as I think it is. [ his expression clearly says: and look, i still think it's hilarious. ] But one PSA really is all I have in me, so...

[ with a little half bow he stole off robb stark, he's out. ]



( ooc | for the scar think roughly like peter's in five years gone, albeit more obviously new and raw. )

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[tarheel]

You have a still.

[ it's half-skeptical, half-impressed that neal thought of the idea first. get out of the redneck niche, caffrey, nobody wants you there. ]

Shit, don't anybody drink his moonshine. Methanol poisoning's an ugly way to go.

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[became]

[ he's from missouri, chapel, he is so country under all this hipster. ]

It's called whiskey, and do I strike you as the kind of man who doesn't know what he's doing?

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[okayokay]

More stories. What the hell do people who don't have a back home worth talking about do around here?

[Annoyed in the way only a pre-teen can manage. But a small frown forms as she suddenly remembers-]

And what's a Kardashian?

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[became]

I never said they had to be true, did I? The best ones usually aren't.

[ neal gets along well with pre-teens, the maturity levels mesh nicely. ]

I'm told the politically correct term is 'demon'. [ hell yes he did irl airquotes. ] They consume airwaves, where I'm from.

[ he thinks he's funny. ]

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[cons]

[ ok, let it be said that Wichita knows it was stupid to avoid Neal since she got back. that it was as easy as walking down the hall and knocking on his door, or sending him a text, or- anything. she could've done anything. but she never did because it was easier than trying to face- whatever got wedged between them, but now here he is on the Network talking about taking walks and the bar and she can't pretend she doesn't care

she's in the back room of the bar when the video feed clicks on, muffled music in the background ]

We should talk. Right? We need to talk.

[ it feels better playing it like she has no idea how to handle this than to start by apologizing for something she isn't even 100% clear of anymore ]

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[became]

We don't.

I told you not to go out there. I told you.

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[quotate]

I'll have you know our Representative plays a mean game of lava monster.

[ yup. ]

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[became]

...have you been consorting with the enemy, Moz? He's with the government. He's a politician.

[ YOU'RE TEARING HIM APAAAAAAAAAAART MOZ ]

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[triedtobe]

[ ....... this might actually be the sound of Peter trying not to laugh. He should feel more pity or sympathy, or hell even guilt. Who the fuck knows, but he doesn't, not really. Not that it matters.

Nor is there any sense of camaraderie with it because that's not how it's earned. Maybe they'll compare notes, or maybe Peter will ignore it altogether. He doesn't want to share how his was earned. It's his face after all, maybe it was the damn ship that took notes and decided to share the wealth. ]

But it always comes at a cost, doesn't it? That's sort of how the world works.

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[became]

Cynical but true-- however, this cost isn't exactly a fair exchange.

[ it's also forever. ]

[deprecate]

You've a still.

[ eyes narrowed. you don't understand neal, the pirates stole his still, they stole it and now you have one. ]

[became]

I do, yes. Technically.

[ it's kind of not his on paper, and not just for lack of paper. ]

[certainproclivity]

With all due respect, I think you might be selling too cheaply, Mr. Caffrey.

[He's so offended.]

[became]

You're a true friend as ever, Sark-- but there's nothing wrong with making a few new friends, is there?

[ crazy is only helpful so far. now it's time to be bravely long-suffering

...and okay, still crazy. ]

[ex_inventive578]

[ the doctor is doing a stern pointing thing. ]

Don't joke about Kardashians. Don't ever do that.

[ ...it's very possible he's not talking about celebrities. he is, however, interested in some of the other things this man's saying. ]

Now, why don't you tell me a story instead. Tell me, how there can be wilderness on a spaceship?

[ he knows the answer to that in his own way, but it's a answer and he wants neal's take on that shining light more than he cares to barter with goods and words. ]

[became]

...what do you think they are?

[ oh my god amber this is going to be the best i just want you to know right now, i am calling it.

back to chinhands v caffrey. ]

Well, that's a long one-- and also not without price.

[ the public one is totally free, but neal likes playing games more than telling the truth. ]

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[ex_question191]

Dude. What happened to your face?

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[became]

[ stiles no

stiles why ]

A swordfight. I was very dashing, and ultimately successful but at great personal cost-- I have this scar to remind me now of the price I paid to live.

[ there should be violins getting all stirring there

ps: it's total crap and his smile is brittle, edged with mockery for a moment at the end. ]

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

A still, huh? I've gotta bunch of wine brewin' away in a spare room right now. Should be ready in about a month. You interested in a little trade?

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[became]

Depends. Is it any good?

[ such a snob. ]

(voice.)

[carbonite]

The Kardishian menace. (you're going to have to explain that one; but it's also pronounced wrong on purpose.)

(voice.)

[became]

Creatures-- sorry, demons is apparently the accepted term-- from the world I'm from.

[ he has no shame. ]

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[wolfchild]

Where is the bar?

text;

[became]

That depends.

[ somewhere, robb stark just had a heart attack. ]

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[coffeeking]

Look who's come out of the woodwork. Hiding because of a little thing like that, Caffrey?

[friends have to give friends a hard time about their trauma, okay]

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[became]

Don't flatter yourself, Ianto-- just no time to address the adoring public with everything going on.

[ :| sir

:| ]

anon text;

[spider]

Still alive.

You Know Who

[ Whether he's trying to be funny or not—your choice. ]

anon text;

[became]

Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.

[ ie i ain't scurred of you bitch ]

[chuffle]

Wait.

He's from Montana?

[became]

That or South Dakota, I get the two mixed up.

[ oh neal honey why are you like this ]

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[swedge]

[ have an unamused jo. don't you insult her bar, bro. ]

The worst thing?

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[became]

No offense intended-- solely a comment on space alcohol's quality and not the venue, of course.

[ he's js it's nasty

he also thinks canned beer is a sin against god and man so. ]

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[oikodomae]

[ OH HO, YOUR FACE SIR. now she has seen it. ]

Did you get that when you went out in the ship?

[ because annabeth chase is all about subtleties, man. ]

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[became]

A souvenir from our pirate guests.

[ WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HARD FACTS

space life is hard out there for a pretentious conman ]

[rebelled]

Perhaps it's time we create some form of a defense, just in case the Kardashian's manage to find their way aboard.

[and he sounds deadly serious about it. though, spoiler: he's joking. he still may not know exactly what they are, but they've had this conversation before.]

[became]

I'd gladly follow your lead to take care of their menace.

[ cas, neal loves you sometimes. ]

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[humanistic]

You've made a still, or you just... found an entire still.

[very suspicious of this for Cillian's sake...]

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[became]

C, neither of the above.

[ the one time he legit didn't steal anything, man. ]

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[logicunlocked]

[ There's an assumption made there, and assumptions always make him want to play the devil's advocate. ]

And what if someone doesn't care whether they leave the ship or not?

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[became]

Why would it matter? I only said that's the best option available, and it doesn't come free.

voice; heavy Russian accent

[inwents]

[Hold on. This one takes Chekov a second.]

Zhere are Cardassians in this sector?

permavoice back also i was waiting for this i laughed so hard at the notif RP ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

[became]

Kardashians.

[ just helpfully enunciating there. he's a helper that's really his defining trait, sure. also he's like to know if anyone's interested in buying a bridge. ]

Easy mistake to make, though.

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[xwing]

[ luke offers a brief smile, polite and maybe the faintest bit concerned, vaguely amused. ]

It doesn't seem as if you're getting many stories.

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[became]

[ neal shrugs, grinning. the story thing was mostly absent flirting, he's shameless. ]

No, not today. Queen Margaery seems to have worn everyone out-- I can't blame them.

video; my name is gadgets and i don't know how to hiatus

[tumbleweeds]

Yeah, but can you throw a punch yet?

video; my name is sarah and i don't either

[became]

It's a lost cause, Jaye.

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[suddenlycaptain]

Saying you'll stay here as long as you're wanted doesn't make someone go half insane.

[ well don't sugarcoat it or anything there carolyn ]

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[became]

I'll pretend you weren't talking about me, and say-- I didn't say that's what happened.

[ EXCUSE U ]

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[gilding]

It sounds as though your best option wasn't an option at all.

[And no, he isn't looking at the camera. Again.]

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[became]

Oh, no. Everything's a choice.

[ just sometimes every choice sucks donkey balls

...sorry koke

also gold he's pretty sure you're screwing with him but he doesn't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare he must have all the cake ]

It was definitely the best option available.