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[invisibilitea]

[She sounds like every word is said with thought, intentionally, carefully. She still isn't sure everyone can hear her, that's all.]

Hello. My name is Annie, and I'm new onboard from the last Jump and I'd like to-

[Okay now she feels self-conscious]

Tea! I have tea! If anyone would like a cuppa, I have an extra mug as well, if you'd like to meet!

Are these conversations on this device usually this terrible to start?

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[inwents]

Obserwations can be helpful. You might not know the technical terms, but ewerybody aboard this ship has eyes. From what I know, anyvay. There are some rather unusual species around here.

[invisibilitea]

Well, I'll do my best, then.

[inwents]

And I'll remember that you have tea. You know the Twinings Eweryday Tea recipe vas inwented by a little old lady from Leningrad. [There's sincerity in his voice. He's not playing or making some kind of joke. That is some Russian-British tea she's got there.] Vhen you have had time to adjust, ve should have some together and I can pick your brain about what you think of this place.