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Couldn't imagine a friendlier welcome than getting attacked by space pirates. And here I thought this was going to be more the dinner show and buffet type of cruise. 

Guess that's why they call it the Tranquility.

Anyway, so I've got two questions:

The thing I don't get is-- we've been kidnapped from our... worlds, but where are we going exactly? They kind of forgot to put that on the brochure. [ that, and everything else. like why they need to kidnap someone in the middle of extremely important business ]   Not trying to sound ungrateful, because hey, I'm in space.  Fulfilling the fantasy of every 10 year old kid. Still, it would've been nice if they'd let me clear my schedule first.

And number #2: anyone looking for a bartender?

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Good. So far we've only got one actual bartender and two booze enthusiasts serving drinks, so we're in need of someone that actually knows what they're doing to balance out the mix.

Have you been around the bar here yet?

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[ There's a laugh. ] Can't make a good drink if you don't know your alcohol. Then again, you can't make a good drink if you're drunk off your ass.

[ But hey, he's glad he can be of use. Take his mind off Other Things. ]

Not yet.

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As one of said booze enthusiasts, I can completely agree that it's not possible to make a decent drink while trashed. Usually I just convince everyone to take shots at that point.

You should. It's on the oh-oh-six passenger floor, about halfway down the hall, where the rec rooms are on all the other floors. If the locker gods gave you an iPod or any collection of CDs, please bring it with you. We've got.. mostly 90s dance jams playing, at all times, so. Yeah.

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At that point, you probably don't care about what you're drinking.

But 90 dance jams? That's rough. Might have to evoke bartender's right, and veto the music altogether. Or get a bar singer.