05. anon text

[growling]

Welcome aboard to our new friends. Please pretend you can't see any of this.

Working on a cheat sheet of information for anyone too lazy to stalk other people's conversations. Two heads, etc. Feel free to pitch in, I'm sure a lot of you are better at stalking than I am.

Tranquility - government vessel, missing? Tech damaged.
Alexandrian - time period? Roughly 40 years prior to whenever now is.
Demologos - type of ship we're on, warship (w/Bram Stoker inspired modifications).
Ship name - Scylla (sp?).
Planets: Alexandria (wealthy), Hyperion (machines), Pasiphae (food), Sycorax, Ceres. Jiutian - possibly space station?

Crew names/count so far on the network (sp?? on all of these, but who cares):
Felix Laurens - Captain
Casey Kassandros aka Kasey with a K - Tech? laughs at our encryptions Probably not tech. Scared of water and girls. Not tech.
Hays/Hayes - Chatty Cathy. Mechanic? Probably looting tech.
Fields - Gun guy. Full of crap.
"Trixie" - ?? Name provided by Fields, accuracy suspect. Probably Juliana.
Noam - actually tech?
3x 2x (male) mystery guests

They already think we're amnesiac idiot thieves/squatters, so don't worry, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Or a reputation to uphold, pretty sure any efforts at negotiation were null out of the gate.

They can read everything, don't drop too much info on us if possible. If in doubt, try to meet with each other in person to discuss instead. In a perfect world this post is here to disseminate info on them, not us.

Disclaimer: They already know we're clueless as to our how/when/where/why (or really good at pretending to be clueless), so if you're going to yell at me for making that even more obvious, I'm only mildly sorry.

p.s. dear Casey, is the anonymous function in the useless camp too? Anon irrelevant.

[ updates/approx. day 2 ]
[ updates/approx. day 3 ]

Comments

[brawled]

Hey, I called you squatters. And you missed one-- Fields.

anon text. yes he'll anon until you all laugh at him and say it's useless!!

[growling]

Mystery guest number 1, thanks.

And "squatters" is only a slight improvement, you don't get any points.

FIELDS WILL LET YOU DANGLE JOSH

[brawled]

Ah-- Fields, come on. We're all friends here.

Still the right word, no offense. We both know this isn't your ship.

RUDE AS HELL

[growling]

Friends don't steal from friends. Or at the very least they answer their polite questions.

Would it help our case if we put a flag in it?

NAH HE JUST THINKS IT'S FUNNY ...and also he wants to steal your shit

[brawled]

I heard a lot of people wanting to shoot me, I didn't hear much polite.

...depends. Is it a nice flag?

[growling]

Yes, well, "we're here to take your shit" isn't usually the best way to get a warm welcome.

And let me just get there before you have to: it's not ours, et cetera.

I don't know if it's a nice flag, we'd have to make one. I'm guessing it would just say "go away" on it in really big letters.

[brawled]

Doesn't sound very nice.

[ he's just trolling now, josh. ]

[growling]

You know what else isn't nice? Space pirates.

[ whatever he doesn't like you anymore ]

[brawled]

...yeah, what's with that? Space pirates? We aren't stealing space, here.

[ he's js. ]

[growling]

No, but you are in space. Versus your standard non-space pirate.

[brawled]

Think they just call those ones thieves.

voice; farewell kind anon

[growling]

When they're on land, maybe.

HI JOSH

[brawled]

Nice to get some friendly response, I was starting to feel like maybe you don't like me very much.

And that's what I said.

>:(

[growling]

Can't imagine where you'd get that idea.

What about sea pirates?

[brawled]

...they steal letters?

[ ocean pirates aren't so much a thing anymore. ]

[growling]

... letters?

[ please hold, catching up. then, very dubiously: ]

Oceans. Water. Pirates on wooden boats.

[brawled]

Wooden boats full of pirates, yeah. These wooden boats fly, too?

[growling]

[ GOSH NOW WHO'S THE IDIOT ]

Not very far.

Do you not have oceans?

[brawled]

Oh yeah, course we do. And they're crawling with pirates in wooden boats.

[ L M F A O ]

[growling]

Give me a second, I'm trying to decide if the amount of bullshit you've said actually outweighs the legitimate comments by now.

What, did you guys use them up? ... the oceans, not the pirates.

[brawled]

...use them-- now I'm starting to worry about the crazy thing Feldt's all worked up about.

[growling]

He's probably closer to figuring this out than the rest of you are.

[ and let's be honest, they're all a little bit crazy at this point. ]

[brawled]

Don't tell him that, guy's got a fat head already.

[growling]

Yeah, well at least he's working on a theory, even if it's the wrong one.

[ BETTER THAN THE REST OF YOU. ]

[brawled]

He's got a lot of theories. Ask him about the one with goats, it's a great story.