[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Tranquility - the last transmission on the network was not a hoax. We have been boarded.

All non-combat personnel should keep to their quarters at the present moment. Further instructions will follow.

Note please that the boarders are able to hack all transmissions, including those which are highly encrypted. Do not discuss tactical information over the network. Do not discuss extraneous things. We do not know what will be of use to these brigands, and we need to deny them as much information as possible. Keep silent; keep vigilant; updates to come.

Comments

[voice]

[blightphoenix]

You're Edgeworth, aren't you?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I am. You are?

[voice]

[blightphoenix]

Name's Maya.

I've been told a little about you -- you're the head of the Security department here, correct?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I apologize for any confusion. I am not; that is Tyke. I can help you if you need assistance, however.

[voice]

[blightphoenix]

[Ah, well, for some reason Maya remembered being told he was one of the heads of the Security team, but it really isn't too surprising that she remembered incorrectly. After all, she's had to memorize a lot of details about the Tranquility and its inhabitants since arriving.]

Oh, whoops.

I don't need help or anything, but I am curious about what you meant by the term 'non-combat' personnel.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Those not on Security or Gunnery. Not in combat-related positions.

[voice]

[sugarbear]

[ Did you hear a strange unintentional noise just then? It was Casey snorting. Confined to quarters? Crazy talk. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Something the matter?

[voice]

[sugarbear]

Yeah something's the matter. You want all of us down there acting like pussies while you lot act like big damn heroes. I call that a problem.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Language, please. And I don't see what the "problem" is with remaining safe while we deal with the situation. Most people would be glad for that.

[voice]

[sugarbear]

Deal with it if that's what you're doing, but don't think you're gonna get us sniveling like cowards down in the gardens when we've got shuttles to protect.

And I'll shoot them if I like.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Sir, there is nothing that is "cowardly" about simply staying out of our way as we work.

[voice]

[sugarbear]

That's not what you were suggesting and you know it. Non combat personnel, you said.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I did say that, yes.

[voice]

[sugarbear]

What would you say me and mine are? Or engineering? Medical? Science? Non combat personnel.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

That's right. So we want you out of combat. Look, I'm certain you're very proficient at shooting a gun, but we don't need trigger fingers right now: we need teams of people who are used to working together in defense of the ship and the people on it. We don't need manpower: we need organization.

[voice]

[sugarbear]

Carolyn wants the shuttles protected, because they're our escape route if this ship, say, decides to fly itself into a star. You have your own schemes, fine. But your priorities aren't ours.

I'll shoot anyone who comes in looking to thieve from us, and since that's what they say they're gonna do, I'd prepare yourself for a firefight now. There's people less reasonable than me, and they're not going to listen to a jumped up suit like you. They're going hunting.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

They do, they're breaking discipline.

Sir, our first priority is to make certain that no one dies. Do you not agree with this?

[voice]

[blightphoenix]

What if someone is perfectly capable of fighting but isn't an official member of Security or Gunnery?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Not interested. At the moment, we need organized teams, not people who might be competent enough in combat but won't help us tactically.

[voice]

[blightphoenix]

[She wants to protest, but really can't muster the words at the moment. It doesn't help that she's getting another ping from someone else, so she concentrates on that message, instead, and ends this one.

She's gonna fight and you can't stop her, Security-man. >:[>

[voice | locked]

[idkmybffbloodwing]

It's okay amiga, just ignore him. Not like he can do anything about it. We're better-qualified than half the people in those departments anyway.

[voice | locked]

[blightphoenix]

Ignoring him is probably the best option right now. Last thing I need is to get sent to the brig for defending myself against a pirate.

[voice | locked]

[idkmybffbloodwing]

I think security's got enough to keep themselves occupied. I wouldn't worry too much about that. Besides, stayin' outta trouble's boring as hell.

[voice | locked]

[blightphoenix]

Hah.

Good point. I'm going to check out the gardens and get into trouble, then.

See you around.