[video] 002; What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?

[zoosmell]

[ The video starts, with the above slammed into the screen. And then, the paper relents and moves back to show that familiar loser kid. ]

Hi, I am looking for a really good person to be a best friend for my good friend, orange Dave! He's an asshole but he's pretty nice, and he has lots of friends like me and Rose and Jade, but one of his bestest friends died a long time ago, and it is really hard to be good enough. So I am taking applications for a new best friend for him. Rose and Jade don't have to apply, but you can if you want! And the rest of you can go meet him yourself later, but he's really nice.

[ And it switches to text. ]

<b>1. Are you awesome?</b> <b>2. Are you a nice person?</b> <b>3. What are your thoughts about cake?</b> <b>4. Nick Cage is awesome.</b> <b>5. Why are you good enough to be friends with him?</b> <b>6. Are you going to play awesome pranks on him?</b> <b>7. And pretend to piss in his apple juice?</b> <b>8. I don't really know why I'm doing this.</b> <b>9. But he's a really good friend, so I hope you take care of him.</b>

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[rectified]

[Davesprite can't help but laugh along a little at his giggling, christ john have you heard yourself laugh?? even though he himself is laughing a bit dorky.] Hahaha.

Sounds cool. I seriously don't mind spending time with alpha me, he's chill and kickass company. So yeah sure we can all hang out together. [a slight pause and drawls out a little] But I don't got a problem just us hanging out sometime too.

[humored snort] I'm pretty sure I know myself, but no prob.

[zoosmell]

Okay! We can totally do cool stuff that Dave doesn't have to know about, like... I was asking around, and they said that birds make nests so I will make a Nick Cage nest for you. So don't be sad Dave anymore, okay?

And I hope it didn't suck that much without me. I mean, for those months and stuff. Don't be sad Dave about that, either. [ sad dave now apparently a thing, john fluffs up the pillows and then kinda slumps over on them because he is tired and sleeping in hallways is hard and don't judge him!!!! he does what he wants ]

[rectified]

Gross what the fuck I don't want no disgusting sweaty hobo nest, I wouldn't touch it with even a ten foot pole.

..I won't, better make it up to me though. [except he doesn't really sound all that demanding or stern. davesprite sorta lays on his side anyways with an arm propping up his head, wing still draped over him.] We cool now?

[zoosmell]

If you're not mad... I know I really messed up, but I won't mess up again. Or if I do, you have to call me out on it or else I won't ever know. And you can't tell anyone what we talked about, not even Jade or Rose, or else I'm gonna tell everyone you cried. [ he does giggle again, softly and snortingly into his hand ]

[ but he is closing his eyes now and his words are coming out slurred ] I am still really sorry your best friend died, but now you get to hang out with us, too, and that's pretty cool, right?

[rectified]

What?? I did not cry shut up. [BURYING JOHN IN A FACE FULL OF FEATHERS, with his wing of course since it was already there] I won't tell though, shit is closed between us.

[behind shades his eyes close, still leaning on his palm.] It's cool. It's even better having my best friend here with me and alive. Anyways stop talking already and catch up on some sleep, you're barely half awake.

[zoosmell]

[ shielding his face and giggling no everything tastes like dave's stupid butt feathers life is so hard for him but he is fading away rapidly everything seems very incomprehensible right now!! ] You're such a doofus...

But 'm not really sleepy, because we have to go... do stuff... I am so awake totally, that it's parachuting and then candy and doofus... [ perfect grammatical structure right there unf ]

[rectified]

[the side of his lips twitch up, relaxing his wing and muscles so he's not shoving DELICIOUS feathers in his face and just draped like a blanket.]

Shut up, we have a shit load of time for all that. Sleep.

[zoosmell]

[ HIS FEATHERS TASTE LIKE BUTT JUST FACE IT except not because john does drift off looking dopily happy and pleased with himself maybe a bit of drool

but good-night good-night good-night and congratulations on having a nestful of egbert ]

[rectified]

[eggbert hahahaha that's a funny you just made but yep sleep away John, Davesprite won't be sleeping since he already has but he doesn't mind keeping a watchful eye out even if this is his own room or whatever

just shut up and sleep dave will just sing a pretty chill tune in his head, no one is surprised btw ]