ataraxion | oo2 ✗ text...ish

[ instead of a feed starting, a 'program' begins to run, scrolling down across the screen. no, this isn't really a post (though it kind of is). deal with it. or... y'know, don't. it's entirely up to you. but chuck won't be responding to anything himself. it's a game okay, A REAL GAME. BE ENTERTAINED and choose your own adventure. (p.s. responses of any form are allowed.) ]

.....

> .RUN ADV004
interactive fiction story -- intersect corporations
copyrighted © 2009 by intersect co. all rights reserved
release 001. serial number 890023


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> WELCOME TO YOUR ADVENTURE!!!

Choose wisely on your quest through the caves to defeat the terrible trolls.
They may have thick skin but you do not.

> start _

> YOUR ADVENTURE BEGINS ....

You awaken to find yourself in complete darkness, rock hard ground beneath you. You are entirely unharmed and soon discover you are able to move freely through an open space. The only sound that can be heard is the faint dripping of water in the distance, accompanied by its echoes.

WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

> _

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

> You have one last chance to enter a command before the game decides your fate for you. Make your choice carefully.

The game better freaking not, I still never typed anything.

> You have now found yourself in a much smaller room with no discernable exits, windows, or any apparent methods of escape.

> In front of you is a table.

I didn't type anything, what the hell.

[ :| ]

> Intersect Corporations adventure game TrollHunter is able to work over multi-media platforms! It can be used with typing or voice commands.

> Feel free to use both or either!

Beat the shit out of the troll, leave the game. Game over.

> You have lost the game. Please feel free to try again at a later time.

[ give her a second. ]

I did freaking not! That's bullshit, this game is rigged.

[ and here's where chuck's programming just. let's loose and has some JD. ]

> Your face is rigged.

...your mom is rigged.

[ ...yeah really. ]

> I rigged your mom last night.

Doing dead people's a crime, plus it's kinda sick. Just sayin'.

[ 'my mom's dead' is the ultimate winner in a mom battle. it's much harder to insinuate you fucked somebody's mom when a corpse is involved

zo i'm so sorry for this tag ]

oo2 ✗ text...ish

voice » i knew it

voice » ilu zo

voice » lies

voice » only truths

voice » :|

voice » :|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

voice » FINE

voice » ilu zo

voice » no ilu

voice » we can tie ps not sorry

voice » but will this ever end

voice » exactly as i planned it!!!! EVIL LAUGHTER etc