ataraxion | oo2 ✗ text...ish

[ instead of a feed starting, a 'program' begins to run, scrolling down across the screen. no, this isn't really a post (though it kind of is). deal with it. or... y'know, don't. it's entirely up to you. but chuck won't be responding to anything himself. it's a game okay, A REAL GAME. BE ENTERTAINED and choose your own adventure. (p.s. responses of any form are allowed.) ]

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> .RUN ADV004
interactive fiction story -- intersect corporations
copyrighted © 2009 by intersect co. all rights reserved
release 001. serial number 890023


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> WELCOME TO YOUR ADVENTURE!!!

Choose wisely on your quest through the caves to defeat the terrible trolls.
They may have thick skin but you do not.

> start _

> YOUR ADVENTURE BEGINS ....

You awaken to find yourself in complete darkness, rock hard ground beneath you. You are entirely unharmed and soon discover you are able to move freely through an open space. The only sound that can be heard is the faint dripping of water in the distance, accompanied by its echoes.

WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

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> As you move closer to the wall, you find the moss growing steadily up higher into the darkness.

[....]

use knife on moss_

take moss_

[DID IT WORK DID IT

you never know what moss would be helpful for]

continue to travel north_

> Moss acquired.

> There is no way to go any further north. The wall you have reach surrounds the portion of the cave you are currently occupying. Try a different direction!

Awwww shit.

What, telling me how to play, where to go? I can walk into the wall if I want to. Bet I'll even live longer!

[...]

travel south_

> As you continue south, you find the cave to remain unremarkable, the sound of water fades slightly until you stumble over a small package.

[........_

Okay, but no, that is the most random thing. Fuck it, he's A-OK with some risk.]

inspect package_

I swear that's not as filthy as it sounded

[ asjdklfajdsk;sd l m a o

chuck is cracking the fuck up somewhere far away. ]

> You have found a small package of batteries.

score

take the batteries_

inspect batteries_

> Batteries are fully functioning and show no sign of degradation.

do trolls have things they need batteries for, or what?

continue south!_

> Continuing south, you once more reach the cave wall. There is no further you can go in this direction.

oh, come on!

go east, then_

> As you head to the east you see the cave floor begin to sharply dip lower, the light of your flashlight falling into it.

[.........................]

[no fuck you]

head in the opposite direction?????_

> Progressing west, you find the cave floor begin to slowly descend into something that appears to be a tunnel, the sound of water seeming to echo along down the line of your flashlight.

continue forward

quietly_

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