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[vernon]

 [ This is a fairly short video. Mostly, what you see is a dark-skinned teenager wearing a black shirt, hands hidden below the range of the device's video. He seems to be smirking a little. ]

Anyone got the munchies?

[ he holds up a pack of nacho-flavored doritos, one of the snack packs you get in variety packs at the store. ]

Looks like I got some cheetos, fritos and lays, too. Not coming free, though, I wanna trade for something else.

[ boyd likes chips but he's willing to see if he'll get any offers. if not, he tried. ]

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[chuffle]

Aw, you won't share with me?

[Smile smile smile]

Fine, acceptable.

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[vernon]

[ Boyd smirks into the screen. ]

I don't know how I got these, so I'm not counting on getting more. Gotta make the most of what you get.

[ He quirks a brow at her 'acceptable' ]

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[chuffle]

I'm sure there are bad snacks in some kitchen on board.

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[foolproofed]

[SMOKE CLOGGING UP THE VIDEO

but mostly just this guy

... Yeah, he's got the munchies. Like. 24/7. It's what happens when your personal mascot would be, in theory, a smiley joint cartoon character.]

Maaan...! Why'd you get the good stuff?

Your locker must have a crush on you, or something equally ridiculous, man. It makes me really wonder why this ship is a horrible place by word of mouth, but still supplies something as savory as cheetos.

Not that I'm doubting it's a horrible place. I'm just sayin--cheetos.

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[vernon]

I'm guessing because I've been a good boy?

[ There's a small shrug there, as well as an amused expression flickering over his face at the cloud of smoke that's going on in the video. ]

My theory is that they have all this shit stockpiled away. At least, the food parts. I can tolerate killer rats if I have some doritos.

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[foolproofed]

--!!

I don't know why I didn't consider that, but you're absolutely right. They probably have this shit saved up by the tons in some dark, untouched room somewhere nobody can reach.

[SQUINTS.]

The bastards.

[northerner]

What are munchies?

[ ren faire life. ]

wait no lets give robb chemically processed food and watch him puke

[vernon]

[ oh look it's the rennies! starks! ]

You know that feeling when you get hungry, but you want to eat something really unhealthy for you?

[ he jiggles the bag. ]

That's called the munchies. These are the cure

[northerner]

[ no, robb doesn't actually know. :c ]

And what are those, if you please?

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[target]

shouldn't you be burying those out back?

[sorry derek please don't kill him]

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[vernon]

[ !! ]

lays don't really improve their flavor by marinating underground.

[ no wait who is this guy boyd is so confused ]

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[onsilksheets]

It's a pity you don't have any chocolate. I could really go for some of that now.

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[vernon]

Sorry, my locker didn't want to cough up any girl scout cookies.

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[onsilksheets]

Not really a fan of cookies. Or girl scouts for that matter.

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[unbraided]

...Is that a disease?

[munchies, what. A pause before:] What are...cheetos?

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[vernon]

[ Boyd can't help laughing a little bit. ]

No, not a disease. Unless you want to call it a disease of the stomach. It's just being hungry for food that's bad for you.

[ Boyd switches out his bag of doritos for the cheetos and waves them in front of the camera. ]

Cheetos. Puffed corn cheese-flavored snacks, with the bonus of being headed by a giant cheetah mascot.

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[unbraided]

Oh! [And now he feels just a bit silly, but oh well, wouldn't be the first or last time someone's laughed at him. Comes with the territory and he doesn't really mind.]

And that's what the cheetos are? Food? [But oh, Kili's curious now.] What did you want to trade for them?

[prophetize]

What's a dorito?

all these chip-lacking people

[vernon]

[ more ren faire people? Boyd bites one cheek before answering. ]

Nacho cheese flavored corn chip. Standard junk food of stoners and teenagers. And apparently space ships.

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[gothchicklit]

God, I haven't had Doritos in forever. [ They make her think of Phin. :c ] Any bites on a trade yet?

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[vernon]

Nope. So there's still some bags here, even Doritos.

[ He's not holding a bag of doritos when he shakes a bag of lays, but that's because he doesn't want to shake it all into dorito dust. ]

Interested?

[ex_question191]

No freaking way!

[ how is this fair. how come boyd gets chips and he gets werewolf porn! dammit, tq, a guy has needs. ]

offer to trade stiles i dare you

[vernon]

Yes freaking way.

[ He is so smug okay he's kind of actually proud right now. ]

You were asking about doritos a few jumps ago. [ But you also lost Scott then, Stiles, so now everything is ~different~ ]

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[altercate]

That's all you got?

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[vernon]

Got some clothes, too. It's like christmas.

[ Don't be judgin' his stuff Derek he's just glad he got anything. ]

Out of Doritos now.