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ataraxion2013-04-09 01:23 pm
ex_question191) wrote in ataraxion2013-04-09 01:23 pm
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[ close on stiles stilinski, wearing a party hat with the elastic under his chin and looking more keyed up and happy than he has in at least a month. ]
Check it out. For those of you who haven’t met him, I’m pleased to introduce my bestest of best bros... Scott McCall!
[ come on down! he turns the communicator around to film scott, who’s seated on the bed and reading (in theory). he’s got a matching party hat on, and he flashes a broad smile in greeting. ]
Go team Jacob.
[ which is as much of a hello as he’s giving, apparently, but it might clarify exactly what book he’s got. stiles is still doing voice-over: ]
He’s totally brand spanking new, fresh off the production line, so if you think you’ve met him before? Bzzt, nope, you’re wrong, keep it to yourself.
[ with shakycam to rival cloverfield, the camera swings back around to stiles, whose general hyperactivity slips, for a moment, into a no-i’m-serious-do-not-fuck-with-me face. judgmental eyebrows and everything. it’s intense. ]
It’s this whole alternate universe schtick. Crazy, huh? I know, way too sci-fi. We’re on a spaceship, deal with it. Uh, so...
[ he’s interrupted by scott jumping off the bed to hijack the communicator. once he’s got it, he holds it slightly too close to his face while declaring in a very solemn, very official (except for the part where he’s almost laughing) voice: ]
May the Force be wi—
[ stiles’ hand slaps abruptly over his mouth because that isn't a funny joke when there are actual jedi on board, scott, and the communicator, after a brief staticky scramble, goes dead. that’s all folks! ]
Check it out. For those of you who haven’t met him, I’m pleased to introduce my bestest of best bros... Scott McCall!
[ come on down! he turns the communicator around to film scott, who’s seated on the bed and reading (in theory). he’s got a matching party hat on, and he flashes a broad smile in greeting. ]
Go team Jacob.
[ which is as much of a hello as he’s giving, apparently, but it might clarify exactly what book he’s got. stiles is still doing voice-over: ]
He’s totally brand spanking new, fresh off the production line, so if you think you’ve met him before? Bzzt, nope, you’re wrong, keep it to yourself.
[ with shakycam to rival cloverfield, the camera swings back around to stiles, whose general hyperactivity slips, for a moment, into a no-i’m-serious-do-not-fuck-with-me face. judgmental eyebrows and everything. it’s intense. ]
It’s this whole alternate universe schtick. Crazy, huh? I know, way too sci-fi. We’re on a spaceship, deal with it. Uh, so...
[ he’s interrupted by scott jumping off the bed to hijack the communicator. once he’s got it, he holds it slightly too close to his face while declaring in a very solemn, very official (except for the part where he’s almost laughing) voice: ]
May the Force be wi—
[ stiles’ hand slaps abruptly over his mouth because that isn't a funny joke when there are actual jedi on board, scott, and the communicator, after a brief staticky scramble, goes dead. that’s all folks! ]
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[ he also only considered this for like point two seconds. also grinning, hello. ]
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What are those hats?
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There's better options for vampire related romance than Twilight.
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And you, [ to Stiles, you're having a party with hats and you didn't invite me? Shit a brick and fuck me with it. [ "Hello, my dear young friend, I do hope you've been well since last we met?" - trans. from the Debra dialect ]
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[ no seriously, wow. ]
Uh - yeah, I'm the best friend. Nice to meet you.
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[ yes ignore the entire context of this post GOOD JOB DEREK ]
NOT HERE.
ALSO NOT HERE.
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AND SLIGHTLY MORTIFIED BY THIS ENTIRE ENTRY]
... I wasn't aware there were teams involved.
[clearly he just knows of the series twilight and there's nothing else to this
duh]
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Oh, yeah, werewolves versus vampires, older story of rivalry than the Mets versus the Yankees.
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[ video ] wow you nerds
[ Yeah, bleakly finishing your super cool little pop reference there for you, kid. Quinlan has just about had it with these star wars nerds because HE LIVED THE STAR WARS, OKAY, and the amount of people who seem to know about them seems to increase at every jump.
Still looking pretty long-suffering about everything, he adds with a huge amount of effort: ]
...Happy birthday.
[ video ] could we force any more pop culture into this post i don't think so
[ hazarding a hopeful guess. ]
So, I take it you don't like Star Wars?
[ because if it's the other thing he's gonna kick himself for not getting his hand over that mouth sooner. ]
[ perma-video! ] it is acutely geeky ngl
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[ perma-video ] be a bro come on
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Hullo, Scott! It's very nice to meet one of Stiles' friends. [ a small quirk of his mouth. ] He seems very happy to have you here.
[ a pause, then his head tilts. ] --Stiles, does this mean that I should move my things?
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Welcome, Scott.
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[ AND THE PARTY IS WHERE EXACTLY? ]
And who's Jacob?
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...so two questions. Why the hats and this is Scott, huh?
[ scott welcome to derek's vampire mascot. ]
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[ and he's not even gonna reintroduce scott, who can speak for himself, though he might be sitting there when the comms are off going THIS IS JENNA SHE'S A VAMPIRE AND A THERAPIST AND MAKES FUN OF DEREK AND IS JUST GENERALLY GREAT with gross enthusiasm. ]
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SAME also not sorry for the cw moment
i'm not sorry either
META WE'RE SO META
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[He'd smile but he's feeling sad]
I snuck into the theater to see that "Twilight" movie. Dad didn't think it was appropriate, but I thought it was alright. Well, except for the vampire bits.
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That's a strange hat you're wearing.
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[ yes he's pretending that was a compliment. except now he's squinting at his screen a bit. ]
... are you wearing a cape?
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You're celebrating your birthday?
[this is clearly the more important question here because summer had just started when he showed up here. it should feasibly be the middle of winter.
of course, there wasn't really a calendar to go by so really Stiles could celebrate his birthday 40 times and nobody would necessarily be the wiser.]
Hi Scott.
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It's kinda impromptu.
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Team Jacob? [He is disappoint, Team Edward all the way.]
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[because that's easier to deal with than to think that scott is another person who knows their stories. yep.
also, beep beep boop]
Oh, and Artoo says happy birthday.
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Yeah, uh, thanks Artoo.
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A lesser version.
[ just preserving your self-esteem, buddy. ]
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[ #actual important questions. ]
Seriously?
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