ataraxion | 001 [TEXT]

It seems to me we are beyond the point of customary introductions, so I'll err on the side of brevity and attempt to get straight to the essential details of this message. My inquiry is simple. How many of you were capable of certain feats in your home universes that you are now unable to perform? Specifics are helpful, but not necessary. I understand this issue might be very personal, in which case I assure you that anything we discuss will remain in full confidence.

Please do not trouble yourselves if you cannot enlighten me regarding the situation. The elaborate ins and outs of paradox space are admittedly vexing, but any information is appreciated. I have been told that I was here once before, but I am sorry to say I don't remember it. Apologies if you were at all friendly with my apparent other self.

Barring that, I consider myself a fan of a great many conversation topics, so it should not be difficult to find an alternative conference. We can discuss our interests, or what we enjoy doing in our spare time, or which department is most worth joining. Perhaps we will even find that we share an intellectual pursuit or two.

I'll go first. My name is Rose Lalonde. Some of you may have already met my brother and his avian counterpart. I enjoy literature and knitting, and I am exceedingly pleased to make your collective acquaintance.

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of course i can
this is one of those inevitable things
body pillows will give to my interpretation

anyway yeah i lost a whole bunch of shit when i got nerfed to hell and back
just dont know the limits to my wall walking yet

you mean theres a possibility that one day youll try to go through a wall but only make it halfway through
so youll wind up pulling a carbon frozen han solo kind of deal
cause if thats what youre saying
that is the fucking best limitation i ever heard of

its possible
id be the new conversation piece
now remember theyd say dont tap on the hands and face of that guy who couldnt get back out of the wall
he can hear it and if he ever gets out youll be paying for it
or at the very least his pain killers

so a tap to the dick is free

oh my god no
why would you say that dude
we share the exact same dick would you want anyone tapping yours
someone coming along like oh hey hes stuck i wonder if he can feel this
tap tap tap

hey youre the one whos charging only for the head and hands
im the one thinking about the important bits here
so
no im not worried about anyone tapping my dick
cause even though weve got the same dick your version is like
my dick once removed
and theres no chance of me becoming a reverse glory hole wall fixture anytime soon

but you wouldnt like it if you were now would you
i was keeping those details out because it should go unsaid anyone dumb enough to do it deserves the swing coming their way

wait a second
once removed
did you really just go there

Both of you are completely overlooking the real mystery.
The elephant in the room, as it were.
I am referring to, of course, the luminescent properties (or lack thereof) of the organ in question.

i
am not answering that

By not answering, you all but confirm my suspicions.

because being silent when your sister goes hey does your hose glow
is totally going yeah rose it shines so bright someone will think its the north star

I understand.
Your secret is safe with me.

oh my god
no
there is no secret here

Shh.
Don't speak.

you are picturing it arent you
stop

That, Dave, is the greatest mystery of all.

there is no mystery here

You're right, there isn't.
Not any more, at least.

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that depends entirely on whos grabbing at the gear stick
and well
of course i went there
its not attached to me now is it

yeah but man
youre the one thinking about dick taps
something you want to tell me

Edited 2013-04-03 07:11 (UTC)

ill only say it this once
dicks should never go unmentioned
now i get if youre out of practice having gone some time without one and all
but remember
dicks first

consider me corrected on whats important
so let me rephrase myself
it would depend on who was trying to switch my gears

vroom vroom birdfuckers

word

anyway
thats the scoop