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[seered]

It seems to me we are beyond the point of customary introductions, so I'll err on the side of brevity and attempt to get straight to the essential details of this message. My inquiry is simple. How many of you were capable of certain feats in your home universes that you are now unable to perform? Specifics are helpful, but not necessary. I understand this issue might be very personal, in which case I assure you that anything we discuss will remain in full confidence.

Please do not trouble yourselves if you cannot enlighten me regarding the situation. The elaborate ins and outs of paradox space are admittedly vexing, but any information is appreciated. I have been told that I was here once before, but I am sorry to say I don't remember it. Apologies if you were at all friendly with my apparent other self.

Barring that, I consider myself a fan of a great many conversation topics, so it should not be difficult to find an alternative conference. We can discuss our interests, or what we enjoy doing in our spare time, or which department is most worth joining. Perhaps we will even find that we share an intellectual pursuit or two.

I'll go first. My name is Rose Lalonde. Some of you may have already met my brother and his avian counterpart. I enjoy literature and knitting, and I am exceedingly pleased to make your collective acquaintance.

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[culver]

[avian counterpart.... there can only be one]

Dave and Davesprite are your brothers?

[seered]

In an ectobiological sense, yes.
I take it you are well acquainted with them.

[culver]

What does that mean?
Yes. We are friends.

[the collective "we"]

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[tg]

whoa wait
your god tiers been cockblocked too
why didnt you say so earlier

[seered]

[Oh boy time to talk about Sburb and meteors and green slime clones]

It means we were friends for a long time before we knew we were siblings.

[Nah that's good enough.]

To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?

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[seered]

I had allowed myself to think that it was a temporary side effect of marinating in a tube of blue goo.
But it makes sense, doesn't it?
If my powers were functioning at full capacity, I would be able to determine the method by which we could return home.
Whatever brought us here doesn't want us to have that advantage.

[culver]

Oh.
My name is Nill.

[seered]

Hello, Nill.
It's nice to meet you.
I hope the two of them haven't been excessively exasperating in my absence.

[tg]

doesnt this make you 100% impotent
like if you cant do the light thing what do you got left
sure you can knit people some new booties and fly around in your tangerine nun duds
but what else can you do

also you were here before??
thats my first time hearing that

[ex_question191]

[ coloured freaking text. this one is even more painfully obnoxious than usual wow. ]

Hey sup. Kinda sucks being numero dos on the existence front. So what cool feat are you now incapable of?

[seered]

I'm not sure.
My powers have always been a bit more nebulous than yours, I think.
It's possible that things will become clearer depending on the situation.
Not much has happened yet, stasis tube aside.

I was, apparently.
There is at least one person on board who recognized me and said I had been here.
He has a very unfortunate name.

[seered]

The simplest way to describe it would be a sort of second sight.
I would hesitate to call it true, unlimited precognition, but it certainly had its advantages, especially as far as favorable outcomes are concerned.
I would also hesitate to say my ability is completely gone.
At the very least it seems to be significantly hampered.

[ex_question191]

Whoa so you were psychic? Are... psychic? That's pretty cool.

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[handelaar]

[There are actually enough points he wants to bring up or respond to that this should be text, and pink is one of his two favorite colors, but he fucking hates the tiny keys and doesn't like Rose enough to bother. So voice it is.]

Can't feel my people anymore.

[culver]

It is nice to meet you too.
No they are both very nice. Davesprite helped teach me how to write and read.

permavoice

[quantified]

You are not the first to question this particular oddity. I have spoken with a number of people who's abilities have been altered since their arrival.

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[walksonrooftops]

i do not know what most of your words mean

but who is your brother? [Because avian means bird, he's pretty sure, and he knows one person who's got a bird double floating around...]

[seered]

Perhaps you know Dave Strider and the slightly-more-orange Davesprite.
It seems they've made quite a few friends during their time on this ship.

voice

[seered]

Interesting. Are you among them?

voice

[seered]

[what]

There are quite a few ways I could misconstrue that. It might be better for you to elaborate before I draw unfortunate conclusions.

[handelaar]

Already did, if you're talkin' about 'em.

[seered]

Think of this as your opportunity to save face.

[seered]

That's very nice of him.
It seems they've been up to quite a lot.

[culver]

Sometimes there is a lot to get up to here.

[handelaar]

My, uh. Citizens.

[How does he explain this.]