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ataraxion2013-03-12 10:42 am
mayormaynot) wrote in ataraxion2013-03-12 10:42 am
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Well, hey there folks.
[The Mayor sits in his room, smiling cheerfully down at his communicator. He's a nice-looking man with a friendly voice and a kindly demeanor.]
Wow - what an adventure, huh? [He raises a hand to forestall arguments.] Now, before anyone gets mad at me, I'm not saying, "Gee, it's great to be here." I've got plenty to get back to - heck, I'm the mayor of the greatest city there is, and I don't want it to have to get along without me! But that doesn't make this anything less than an adventure, and I say even if we're mad or sad or something we still make the best of it.
So let's start out with introductions! "We all already know each other," you're probably all groaning, and I say to that, settle down, let me catch up a little. I'm Mayor Richard Wilkins of Sunnydale. And I'm really glad to meet each and every one of you, and I'm looking forward to having more adventures with you all!
And now it's your turn. Be nice to me, and step forward and tell me your name and what you do here.
[The Mayor sits in his room, smiling cheerfully down at his communicator. He's a nice-looking man with a friendly voice and a kindly demeanor.]
Wow - what an adventure, huh? [He raises a hand to forestall arguments.] Now, before anyone gets mad at me, I'm not saying, "Gee, it's great to be here." I've got plenty to get back to - heck, I'm the mayor of the greatest city there is, and I don't want it to have to get along without me! But that doesn't make this anything less than an adventure, and I say even if we're mad or sad or something we still make the best of it.
So let's start out with introductions! "We all already know each other," you're probably all groaning, and I say to that, settle down, let me catch up a little. I'm Mayor Richard Wilkins of Sunnydale. And I'm really glad to meet each and every one of you, and I'm looking forward to having more adventures with you all!
And now it's your turn. Be nice to me, and step forward and tell me your name and what you do here.
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...I hope you don't mind if I take a New Yorker's stand on the 'greatest city' bit, by the way.
[ wow somebody's pulling a sinatra melded with cary grant vibe as hard as he can here. ]
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Son, I gotta tell you, I think we're gonna have to fight now. Normally, I don't get my hands dirty, but to defend the honor of my fair city... [And a moment later he laughs - ] I'm just kidding, of course! Don't much care for New York myself, but I can see why people would.
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[ not that neal would ever network stalk to figure out how best to approach this. ]
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Well! You're a young man who knows the classics, it sounds like!
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[ and he might just let a little aw shucks st louis charm sneak in there. ]
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Didn't catch your name.
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[ whatever, dickface. ]