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Richard Wilkins III ([personal profile] mayormaynot) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-03-12 10:42 am

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Well, hey there folks.

[The Mayor sits in his room, smiling cheerfully down at his communicator. He's a nice-looking man with a friendly voice and a kindly demeanor.]

Wow - what an adventure, huh? [He raises a hand to forestall arguments.] Now, before anyone gets mad at me, I'm not saying, "Gee, it's great to be here." I've got plenty to get back to - heck, I'm the mayor of the greatest city there is, and I don't want it to have to get along without me! But that doesn't make this anything less than an adventure, and I say even if we're mad or sad or something we still make the best of it.

So let's start out with introductions! "We all already know each other," you're probably all groaning, and I say to that, settle down, let me catch up a little. I'm Mayor Richard Wilkins of Sunnydale. And I'm really glad to meet each and every one of you, and I'm looking forward to having more adventures with you all!

And now it's your turn. Be nice to me, and step forward and tell me your name and what you do here.
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[personal profile] tirade 2013-03-13 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ standard violence. she's torn between chortling and scowling at the statement, but settles for something neutral in its place. ]

Considering they're not really the crazed blood lusty bite first and ask later types? [ from what she's seen so far, at least. either way, it's still a step up from sunnydale's vamp populace. ] Mark this as the first time we've ever actually agreed on anything.

[ which means she feels like she needs ten showers now. ]
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[personal profile] tirade 2013-03-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ somehow, the chipper attitude ranks above cliche villainous speeches in the annoying category. dryly: ]

Huh. I figured you'd be the type of guy who eats kids for breakfast instead, but color me surprised.