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[mayormaynot]

Well, hey there folks.

[The Mayor sits in his room, smiling cheerfully down at his communicator. He's a nice-looking man with a friendly voice and a kindly demeanor.]

Wow - what an adventure, huh? [He raises a hand to forestall arguments.] Now, before anyone gets mad at me, I'm not saying, "Gee, it's great to be here." I've got plenty to get back to - heck, I'm the mayor of the greatest city there is, and I don't want it to have to get along without me! But that doesn't make this anything less than an adventure, and I say even if we're mad or sad or something we still make the best of it.

So let's start out with introductions! "We all already know each other," you're probably all groaning, and I say to that, settle down, let me catch up a little. I'm Mayor Richard Wilkins of Sunnydale. And I'm really glad to meet each and every one of you, and I'm looking forward to having more adventures with you all!

And now it's your turn. Be nice to me, and step forward and tell me your name and what you do here.

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[heltersskelter]

[he cocks up an eyebrow because, aha.]

You're not my mother.

[though you kind of act like her]

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[mayormaynot]

You're right. I'm not. I'm just a concerned citizen who doesn't like hearing that kind of talk. So I'm gonna ask you nicely to please stop.

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[heltersskelter]

[the quickest way to get Tate to do something, is to tell him not to do it]

Well too fucking bad, Mr. Mayor, you're just going to have to get used to it. You're gonna hear a lot worse while you're up here.

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[mayormaynot]

[If a great big cheek-to-cheek smile could kill, Tate would be dead already. Unfortunately, it can't. This makes the Mayor sad.

It'll just have to be a knife butchering him like a pig later on.

That'll be okay too.]

Welp, that might be true, young man, but I won't be hearing it from you. Bye!

[And he turns off the feed.]

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[heltersskelter]

[YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM HIM???]

pussy.

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[mayormaynot]

[Oh you young people texting nowadays

He's not going to read that]

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[heltersskelter]

come on, you're not that sensitive are you?

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[heltersskelter]

jesus christ it's just a swear word, what are you ninety? it's not like it's committing fucking genocide

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[heltersskelter]

are you mad that i called your city a shithole

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[heltersskelter]

seriously though, like, it's gotta be fucking boring if you're the face of the whole city because no offense, man, but nobody actually talks like that

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[heltersskelter]

yeah, i tried to think of someone and there literally isn't anyone
even the other people from your city don't talk like that

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[heltersskelter]

maybe you're really sexually repressed

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[heltersskelter]

can i saw the word sex or does that piss you off too?

ok done sorry not sorry

[heltersskelter]

you know not answering me is REALLY immature, i'm just trying to get to know you

[mayormaynot]

Say young man, do you know how to set up an automatic response system? Normally my secretary does that, but darn it all, looks like I don't have a secretary here!

[heltersskelter]

oh man i was starting to worry

but nope you're shit out of luck, you're just going to have to talk to me yourself

[casually not mentioning that he could ask someone else]

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[mayormaynot]

Mayor Wilkins is out and about right now. He'll answer your message soon.

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[mayormaynot]

[A few moments later]

Look at that! I figured it out. Thanks for your help, young man!

lmfao jesUS

[heltersskelter]

you're a real fucking genius mr mayor
it only took you how many years to figure that one out??

They are the best, BE HIS SON TATE

[mayormaynot]

Mayor Wilkins is out and about right now. He'll answer your message soon.

alkjsdlkal

[heltersskelter]

i call bullshit

[mayormaynot]

Mayor Wilkins is out and about right now. He'll answer your message soon.

NOT HERE

[picnmix]

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