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ataraxion2013-03-12 10:42 am
mayormaynot) wrote in ataraxion2013-03-12 10:42 am
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Well, hey there folks.
[The Mayor sits in his room, smiling cheerfully down at his communicator. He's a nice-looking man with a friendly voice and a kindly demeanor.]
Wow - what an adventure, huh? [He raises a hand to forestall arguments.] Now, before anyone gets mad at me, I'm not saying, "Gee, it's great to be here." I've got plenty to get back to - heck, I'm the mayor of the greatest city there is, and I don't want it to have to get along without me! But that doesn't make this anything less than an adventure, and I say even if we're mad or sad or something we still make the best of it.
So let's start out with introductions! "We all already know each other," you're probably all groaning, and I say to that, settle down, let me catch up a little. I'm Mayor Richard Wilkins of Sunnydale. And I'm really glad to meet each and every one of you, and I'm looking forward to having more adventures with you all!
And now it's your turn. Be nice to me, and step forward and tell me your name and what you do here.
[The Mayor sits in his room, smiling cheerfully down at his communicator. He's a nice-looking man with a friendly voice and a kindly demeanor.]
Wow - what an adventure, huh? [He raises a hand to forestall arguments.] Now, before anyone gets mad at me, I'm not saying, "Gee, it's great to be here." I've got plenty to get back to - heck, I'm the mayor of the greatest city there is, and I don't want it to have to get along without me! But that doesn't make this anything less than an adventure, and I say even if we're mad or sad or something we still make the best of it.
So let's start out with introductions! "We all already know each other," you're probably all groaning, and I say to that, settle down, let me catch up a little. I'm Mayor Richard Wilkins of Sunnydale. And I'm really glad to meet each and every one of you, and I'm looking forward to having more adventures with you all!
And now it's your turn. Be nice to me, and step forward and tell me your name and what you do here.
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Of course they get together. In the last episode. Believe me, it was a very stressful few years.
And sorry to disappoint, but Y2K was a bust. But - 1999? Seriously? Monica Lewinsky jokes aren't even old for you yet, are they?
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[His chiding is lighthearted, but that doesn't mean he doesn't mean it.]
I don't much care for talking about all that nonsense. That man disgraced his office and brought filth into the home where children can see it. It all made you shake your head.
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Ooo-kay. [ Thanks, grandpa, but hey, everyone's entitled. ] I can see you feel strongly about this, but yes, I guess that's one way of putting it.
If it helps, the presidents since then have mostly stuck to things like the invasion of privacy and warmongering - you know, the classics.
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Now, that's one I definitely don't want you to spoil me on! I shouldn't know who wins the presidency. That'd give me an unfair advantage!
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Funny story, actually. If you ever get home, it won't matter what you've learned here. But hey, at least Ross and Rachel will still be a pleasant surprise, right?
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That so? You know, I'm really glad to hear that. Soon as you told me about how it turned out, I started to feel a little bit guilty. Now I guess I don't have to. And now I can ask everybody about what happens later on!
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Have you run into anyone from back home?