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[prodigalbrat]

i haven't seen rats like that since the trenches. and those crocodile things-- what are they called? manticores? anyone know where they come from?

i'd guess a flood in the sewer scenario, but i can't say i know space ships.

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[prodigalbrat]

Never seen it.

I asked, because I'm betting there are people here who live in worlds where fire swamps are an actual thing.

[chuffle]

Take the time when you get home, best love story done in color.

[prodigalbrat]

I'm a little old for that kind of love story.

[chuffle]

Is it the color? I know it can be scary. Work your way up. The Wizard of Oz.

[prodigalbrat]

Whoever thought dancing trolls were a good idea?

But damsels in distress, magical lands and true love? Not the kind of movie a guy can watch alone.

[chuffle]

Are you talking about the Munchkins? Those aren't trolls?

Also no true love in the Wizard of Oz.

[prodigalbrat]

Munchkins, trolls. They're both short. Same thing to me.

I was referring to the Princess Movie.

[chuffle]

Okay stop now you're just nonsensical.

scream sorry i didn't press enter on this tag

[prodigalbrat]

No, I'm making perfect sense.

What I'm saying is that I'm not going to watch a movie like A Princess Bride alone. It's a date movie.

[chuffle]

You can't watch The Princess Bride on a date. She'll expect you to know the words. When Wesley says as you wish you better be saying them at the same time or you're not getting laid.

[prodigalbrat]

If a girl expects that much on a date, then I'm not sure she's worth the trouble.

[chuffle]

Really.

[prodigalbrat]

Really.

[chuffle]

Whatever works for you.