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[text] 001: omg robutts

[Somehow, WALL-E has gotten the network to work! Well, it wasn't too hard. The technology here is similar to back home in terms of how advanced it is, and WALL-E has always been good at pushing buttons and such. It took him longer to figure out how to actually type with his new fingers, and then longer to figure out how to type coherent words.]

[Look how much progress he's made!]

HELLO !

AM WALL-E

TALK NOT GOOD

AM LEARN

HELP LEARN ?

QUERY:

EVE WHERE ?

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DATA ERROR

oh. AI. got it. why the hell dont you know how to spell shit though? wouldve thought that would be programmed in or something.

ROBOT !

YES

NOT TALK

NOT DIRECTIVE

TALK LITTLE

yeah me too. except i know how to use a keyboard. not directive... so you werent supposed to be able to talk? what did you do back home?

TRASH !

MOVE

STACK

DIRECTIVE

what like a janitor? sucks to be you, man.

JANITOR ?

SUCKS ?

cleaning and moving trash and shit. sounds boring. are you like required to do that or do you have more flexible programming?

DIRECTIVE !

GOOD

WALL-E LIKE DIRECTIVE !

well ok where i'm from we call you guys dumb ai jsyk

DUMB ?

JSYK ?

yeah. dumb. you just do what you're programmed to do. directive only, i guess. "just so you know"

OH !

NOT JUST

DIRECTIVE

OTHER THING

like what

SOME

NOT WORDS FOR

NOT KNOW WORDS FOR

never mind then.

MIND ?

oh my god stop talking to me until you know words

SORRY

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