[text] 001: omg robutts

[hellowall_e]

[Somehow, WALL-E has gotten the network to work! Well, it wasn't too hard. The technology here is similar to back home in terms of how advanced it is, and WALL-E has always been good at pushing buttons and such. It took him longer to figure out how to actually type with his new fingers, and then longer to figure out how to type coherent words.]

[Look how much progress he's made!]

HELLO !

AM WALL-E

TALK NOT GOOD

AM LEARN

HELP LEARN ?

QUERY:

EVE WHERE ?

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(voice.)

[carbonite]

You need some help there, buddy?

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[hellowall_e]

YES !

[text] so cute......

[jurisimpudent]

Allow me first to understand: you're searching for someone named Eve?

TEXT FOREVER OH NOES

[hellowall_e]

YES !

EVE SEEN?

voice;

[justamobster]

[ Don't take any talking tips from Gatsby here, Wall-E. ]

Ain't hearda anyone named Eve here, kid. Sorry.

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[hellowall_e]

EVE ?

NO ?

[text]

[glassesonachain]

I don't know of anyone named Eve being here but I can help you learn to speak better, if you'd like.

[text]

[hellowall_e]

YES !

GOOD !

[enforced]

What do you need to learn?

[hellowall_e]

TALK

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[yellowroses]

Eve?

[ It isn't until she says the name out loud that she realizes how similar it sounds to... well. She looks visibly upset by that. ]

You mean ee-vuh, right? Not ee-buh?

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[hellowall_e]

YES ! !

KNOW EVE ?

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[tg]

[ holy shit there's a humanized pixar character on board ahahahahaha ]

sup wall-e
my names dave
i know someone who cant talk for shit but could teach you a thing or two about typing if thats something youd be into

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[hellowall_e]

OH !

GOOD !

NEED TYPE GOOD

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[growling]

[ holy shit it's wall-e ]

Here's some conversational English for you: on a scale of 1-10, how much do you actually enjoy cleaning?

And no idea about Eve, sorry.

private text;

[firms]

is that???

voice.

[cons]

[ .................................................................................. ]

-- M'sorry, you said your name is Wall-E?

voice.

[darkforce]

Is this who you named your droid after?

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[firms]

Wall-E?

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[hellowall_e]

WALL-E !

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[mutelunatic]

don't have to talk.

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[hellowall_e]

NO TALK ?

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[cobaltblue]

the fuck... how old are you?

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[hellowall_e]

DATA ERROR

[text]

[testgasm]

oh

i can help

i would love to help i love talking

hi remember me we met at the jump

[text]

[hellowall_e]

HELLO !

WEETLEE !

GOOD TALK !

( text )

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < hello yourself wall-e, h33h33!
:33 < unfurtunately i cant help you with your question, but i think i can help you with your speaking difficulties
:33 < in fact i think i know the PURRFECT exercise to practice talking and writing

[ if you guessed "roleplaying" you would be correct ]

:33 < if i may ask, have you never spoken to anyone befur??
:33 < beclaws itd be pretty remarkable to go your whole life without ever talking to anyone!

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[hellowall_e]

H33H33 ?

HELLO !

NOT TALK MANY

SMALL TALK

SMALL WORD

ALONE LONGK

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[inebriety]

[His first thought is to wonder when his invention gained enough intelligence to communicate and where did it get its comms from. A quick glance at the other replies kills that notion. This was the real deal apparently.]

QUERY:

WALL-E PHYSICAL FORM?

[Since robots were meant to end up with a human form here and he's curious to see if it holds. It'd be easier to teach him proper English if he was still in his robot form though.]

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[hellowall_e]

FORM: HUMAN

!

[text] AW YEA cmere you cutie

[functioningperfectly]

[ai senses tingling
(aka c'mon no human has a name like wall-e. also he may stalk comments.)]

Hello, Wall-E. My name is HAL 9000.

There is a button on your device that will turn on audio posting. If typing is hard for you, you may want to try that mode instead.

I do not know any one named Eve.

[text] OH NOES

[hellowall_e]

HELLO HAL 9000

AUDIO HARD !

NOT GOOD TALK

TALK HARD

NO EVE ?

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Hello! Do you remember me? I don't know where an Eve is, but not many people come here with people from their home.

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[hellowall_e]

REEMUHSS !

HELLO !

REMEMBER

HOME ?

EARTH

NO EARTH ?

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[godofthemachine]

[The constant sayings of the word "AM" in WALL-E's speech make AM do a few double-takes for a few split seconds, but otherwise he's able to get the message here.]

Ah, my dear WALL-E. Good to see you settling in.

Tell me: what kind of a robot were you back on your home planet?

[He just cuts right to the chase. Otherwise he'd troll WALL-E by saying that EVE is dead.]

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[hellowall_e]

HELLO !

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